- The Ongoing Beaver & Otter Attack Apocalypse: River otter attacks Pa. angler http://t.co/mgNZTnin #
- Outdoor Apocalypse, Big Bang: Man in Smokies shoots himself… twice (http://t.co/1cHMECzo) Angler lands live grenade: http://t.co/f925FALt #
- Patagonia "Help stop the worst dam bill ever written": http://t.co/J2rrBDz3 #
- The Outdoor Hairpocalypse: Jog along Richmond dyke no hoot for screaming woman dive bombed by owls: http://t.co/WNKtcTXo #
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I was going to recomrned that someone better spell check the jogger/owl story till I saw it was from Canada…..where everything is spelled wrong…..
JP2(Quote)
So much opportunity for puns in poor taste….
Steve Z(Quote)
You’re giving up far too easily. I admit to considering “Woman attacked by pair of hooters” for the original tweet…
Tom Chandler(Quote)
What sort of sidearm should one carry for beaver and otter attacks? Can one buy beaver spray?
Of course now with the precedent set, I could take along a skinning knife now and simply scream “Ow he bit me” and shoot a winters supply of dubbing……
marty(Quote)
Wouldn’t something like a small depth charge be more appropriate given the subsurface nature of the animals?
Plus, when you’re caught gathering the stunned fish for dinner, you can claim self defense and point to the “waste of game” provisions in the regs…
Tom Chandler(Quote)
Obviously the fellow who shot himself was from the TN side of the park. Perhaps he had eaten too many slawdogs from the Shell station and was in some sort of stupor.
APfromNC(Quote)
Or perhaps the inevitable slaw dog “emissions” ignited, which in turn caused the primers in his bullets to fire.
Tom Chandler(Quote)
When i saw the lead headline, my first thoght was oh, no, donnie beaver has returned
Dirigo1(Quote)
Unfortunately, he never left, though he’s currently blaming the poor state of his private club memberships on everyone else, including the president. I suspect we’ll hear more on him in the future.
Tom Chandler(Quote)