While Chi Wulff writes thoughtful, intelligent pieces about legal threats to fly fishing, we’re willing to explore a darker, trendier threat to our beloved sport.

Zombie beavers.

Because the Underground’s interested only in your safety, I’d suggest leaving all the small streams and backcountry stuff alone. Forever.

You never know where you’ll find a zombeaver.

See you saving the lives of fly fishers everywhere, Tom Chandler.