Sent to us by Alert Underground Reader [we're not saying because it would only encourage him], we’re elated to offer up absolute, scientifically derived, government-approved PROOF that the vaunted Underground Slaw Dog is in fact a healthy, nutritious meal on a bun:

There can no longer be any doubt that the Slaw Dog is good for you.

There can no longer be any doubt that the Slaw Dog is good for you.

Check out all that Vitamin C! (And know that a “C-” grade is just barely below average.)

Given the rich, tasty goodness of the slaw dog, we wonder why anyone bothers to pop Vitamin C pills or drink orange juice.

See you at Sonic, Tom Chandler.