As the Underground continues providing news of the World’s Premier Fly Fishing Personal Transportation Devices, we sometimes come across a creation so perfect that we immediately want one for ourselves.

Ladies and gentlemen (and Undergrounders too), we present:

The Ultimate Fly Fishing Car? The Underground Wants One - NOW.

The Ultimate Fly Fishing Car? The Underground Wants One - NOW.

Unfortunately, we don’t yet own this marvel of fin-based transportation technology (though it’s engineering of this level that has made this country’s automotive industry what it is today).

And sadly, you won’t be able to buy one of those at your bankrupt nearby car dealership – it’s a one-of-a-kind fishmobile clearly built to score heavy with the babes wow ‘em at the Pagan-esque Burning Man festival:

The Fish Car Strange Enough for Burning Man

The Fish Car (Out of Water) at Burning Man

Damnit, I can’t sleep at night knowing this beast exists – and it should be mine.

(You are too much for me Fish Car, you sonofawhoreson bitch! I wish I knew how to quit you!)

See you in fishcar style, Tom Chandler.

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