If you’re like most Undergrounders, you’re ever-vigilant to the threat of terrorism against our fishy friends, which is why we’re compelled to publish this chilling video documenting an attack on quality fish habitat by an automatic weapon-wielding, thong-bikini clad assailant.

I’m certain you share my sense of outrage and disgust – along with my fervent hope that someday, somehow, this scantily clad terrorism cell is brought to justice.