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Weekly Short Casts for 2012-04-12

April 12, 2012, by Tom Chandler No comments yet
  • The Billy Pate estate auction on May 19 (Islamorada). Art, guns and plenty of dead, mounted fish: http://t.co/QhM7SYWh #
  • More Outdoor Apocalypse: Jesus on a stingray http://t.co/kFEumMUN #

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Your 60 Second Good Deed: Keep California From Misusing Fishing License Dollars

April 11, 2012, by Tom Chandler 1 comment

I haven’t even washed off all the travel dirt — or written my first fully cogent post-return article — yet I’m already flooded with emails detailing environmental/legal emergencies.

Unfortunately, this one needs your attention this morning. So buck up Undergrounders — it will only take a minute (I just did both in one minute — email addresses and sample text included below).

Stop California From Misusing Your Fishing License Dollars

This from Alert Underground Reader Kevin:

Tomorrow, the State Senate’s Budget Subcommittee 2 will move to take at least $1.5 million (maybe as much as $4 million) in fishing license revenues away from fishery programs and use it for Timber Harvest Plan review. This will be the second year that the Senate has tried to do this.

I know that some of you will think that improved timber practices will improve fishing. I don’t disagree, but that’s not the point. THP review should be funded by timber companies, not anglers. If more money is needed for logging oversight, it’s the timber companies that should pay for it.

State fishery programs are already underfunded – the Heritage and Wild Trout Program, for example, doesn’t even have the number of staff that are required by law, we have far fewer wardens than we need and our hatcheries are in pretty dire shape. You name the fishery program – striper research, Lahontan restoration, steelhead habitat improvement – and it will be negatively impacted by the loss of this funding.

Please contact the Subcommittee members and let them know that anglers’ license money is paid to support our fisheries, not subsidize logging companies.

Unfortunately, the hearing is at 2:30 PM today (Wednesday). At this late date, calling their offices is best, but emails are appreciated too.

Sen. Joe Simitian (D-Palo Alto), the chair, supported it before and will likely argue in favor of it. His office line is (916) 651-4011; click here for email.

Sen. Alan Lowenthal (D-Long Beach), supported it last year but is more likely to be swayed than Simitian. His office line is (916) 651-4027; click here for email.

It won’t hurt to contact the Dept. of Fish and Game, as they’ll be testifying at this hearing. Last year, DFG didn’t fight this move. You can call the Director’s office at (916) 653-4633.

Sample Email

Dear XXX:

I’m writing in opposition to the Senate’s Budget Subcommittee’s attempt to take at least $1.5 million in fishing license revenues away from fishery programs and use it for Timber Harvest Plan review.

While I’m all for improved timber harvest practices and better Timber Harvest Plan reviews, it’s common sense they should be paid for by timber companies, not funded by fishing license revenues.

State fishery programs are already underfunded, and this makes that worse.

For example, The Heritage and Wild Trout Program does not support the number of staff that are required by law. We also have far fewer wardens than we need and our hatcheries are in pretty dire shape. Every fishery program will be negatively impacted by the loss of this funding.

Make timber companies pay for their own impacts; leave our fishery money alone.

Respectfully,
XXXX

A Little Good News

There’s also a little good news too; a bill that makes it easier to improve habitat for Coho salmon (it eases restrictions on improvement projects for landowners and others) cleared committee yesterday without comment. A big hurdle cleared.

See, it’s not all slogging…

See you catching up, Tom Chandler.

How To Complicate A Pleasant Trip Using Only Your Superpower (or, M2′s Debut, And A Rant)

April 6, 2012, by Tom Chandler 26 comments
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If there’s one thing I enjoy even more than 20+ hours on a plane, it has to be 20+ hours on a plane while sick and taking Cipro, proving once again that my superpower might just be my ability make travel uncomfortable.

I just wish I knew how to use it for good instead of evil.

I’m writing this from Ethiopia, where the Internet service at the guest house oscillates between appearing to be there (but not really — gotcha!) to not being there at all, which is frankly a lot better than it was the last time.

What lies ahead is the trip home, and while I’ll never look forward to time spent in the flying aluminum sausage, I can’t wait to be back.

Ethiopia remains a beguiling place; a poverty stricken country that is experiencing real economic growth, but still suffers all the usual third-world ills — most of which are on display right along the roadside.

It’s a place that makes me appreciate all I have (and if you read the Underground, you’ve probably got a lot) yet practically demands another visit.

Which obliquely brings us back to the part of the trip that weighs heaviest; we met little M2 at the orphanage and she’s sweet and happy and took to us right away, but at the end of the afternoon the best we could do was kiss her, promise her we’d come back for her as soon as we could, hand her back to the nanny, and try not to trip over the seams in the sidewalk because we were blinking back tears.

It’s not an experience I recommend.

imageI’m fully capable of ranting about the opaque nature of the international adoption process and the glacial work rate of the agencies involved (just ask the L&T). But I also have to acknowledge the unhappy reality that the fine line between adoption and the outright sale of children appears to have been crossed on occasion, and caution is probably the right course.

At least for everyone else.

We fly Saturday night, and should be at S.F. International by late Sunday, though probably not home until Tuesday or so. I expect I’ll occupy an ecological niche between cogent human being and living dead, but at least I’ll occupy it at home.

See you going home, Tom Chandler.

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Weekly Short Casts for 2012-04-05

April 5, 2012, by Tom Chandler 2 comments
  • Fellow bloggers Theo and Alistair end up on the BBC: http://t.co/ymvkEtJ7 #
  • On the public record blog tells us exactly what we need to know about water blowhard Devin Nunes: http://t.co/Qw3V7VwC #
  • More Outdoor Apocalypse: fly fisherman clotheslines cyclist on South Platte: http://t.co/dntmPMWZ #
  • The Outdoor Apocalypse Continues: man sticks finger in decapitated cottonmouth's mouth (guess what?): http://t.co/MdF628Eg #
  • Perhaps the worst (yet best) ad for bottled water EVER (not entirely safe for work): http://t.co/fElewAzg #
  • "Death can just bite me" — The Bacon Coffin: http://t.co/5gSOytEf #
  • Soon-to-be-released "Trout in Dirty Places" book resonating with UK public tired of bad news? http://t.co/eBkhGWS4 #
  • More Apocalypse: Colorado man gets 5 yrs probation for shooting a woman after mistaking her red mohawk for a bird: http://t.co/45UDRv5g #
  • want to stalk young women? There's an app for that: http://t.co/dJ2Cjlmi #
  • Massive Waterfowl Die-Off In Klamath Refuge Highlights Importance Of KBRA | California Trout, Inc. http://t.co/pllGtHLR #
  • Hilarious parody of equipment geeks on public forum (does anyone else see the parallels to fly fishermen?) http://t.co/huof2wts #
  • Are salmon "irrational"? Science article titled "Learning from suicidal salmon" asks questions: http://t.co/pAv4A93S #

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A Word From The Underground’s Spin Doctor Dept.

April 4, 2012, by Tom Chandler 4 comments

In what I’d assert is proof of a stunning lack of common sense, California Fly Fisher publisher Richard Anderson is running for county supervisor in Nevada County, CA.

Normally, I stay away from political races, but given our recent trials with the Siskiyou County Board of Supervisors, I’ve decided you can’t really take those offices for granted.

And besides, if we had more fly fishermen running things, it’s likely casting instruction would enjoy a public subsidy.

(Who shares my Utopian vision of our shared future?)

So if you live in the area and can vote, then vote.

And if you happen to run a SuperPac with millions of dollars at your disposal, well, even better.

See you at the Spin Doctor’s Ball, Tom Chandler.

Hey, It’s April 1. And The Joke Is On Me.

April 1, 2012, by Tom Chandler 11 comments

It’s April 1, and while I’ve fired up the Fool Tools in the past, I’m forced to admit that this year, the joke’s probably on me.

I’m the “fool” who’s been up past 2 p.m. the last three nights trying to wrap up projects before I start a trip that only the Cloven Hooved Deceiver would approve of: car, line, security line, plane, line, plane, line, car, drop dead — a travel cycle that will stretch well past a day in length.

I’m still finishing up an article on Klamath Dam Removal for California Fly Fisher (I must be going soft; I took out all the sentences beginning with “The stupid bastards who…”).

And wrapping up a simple web project for a lodge with some connection to fly fishing.

And most importantly, I’m getting my electronic goodies packed for the flight.

In the end, I handled it the same way I do a fishing trip.

I begin the packing process with an almost monk-like, “less is more” aesthetic at work, but at the last minute, I panic and throw in the kitchen sink.

So with a 12+8-hour flights ahead of me, I figured I needed the Nook ereader (battery should last the whole travel day), the Android tablet and bluetooth keyboard (should let me write at least partway), and the Linux netbook (just in case any “real” work needs to be done while I’m gone)

The odds that working wi-fi is waiting for us in Ethiopia are marvelously slim, but in what I’ll suggest is a fit of optimism, I’m hoping to post a few little tidbits while I’m gone.

In an attempt to stave off the inevitable thoughts of suicide while on the plane, I’ve picked out and loaded a pair of ebooks:

“Imagine” by Jonah Lehrer (about creativity and the brain).

And “The Outliers” by Malcolm Gladwell (I know, he investigates the mental states of successful people using anecdotal, “cocktail party” science, but I like Gladwell’s approach to these subjects.)

If things get out of hand, I’ve got some distopian science fiction in the wings (Pump Six and Other Stories by Paolo Bacigalupi).

It’s brilliant but slightly depressing work, the idea being Bacigalupi’s stories offer enough edge that I’ll be forced to realize 20 hours on airplanes isn’t the end of the world — at least not compared to the literal end of the world.

I’ll let you know how it works.

See you in the sky, Tom Chandler.

The Official Beverage Of Small Stream Fly Fishermen (Uh, Not Safe For Work)

March 29, 2012, by Tom Chandler 8 comments

You know those steelheaders who drink Pabst Blue Ribbon because they think it makes them cool?

Well, they’re a bunch of pussies.

Introducing the Underground’s Officially Highly Manly Drink of Extreme Small Stream Dry Fly Purists:

See you with minerals, Tom Chandler.

Weekly Short Casts for 2012-03-29

March 29, 2012, by Tom Chandler No comments yet
  • More proof that fly fishing is way better than job hunting: Job applicants being asked for their Facebook *password*: http://t.co/eGoYcD2p #
  • If only we could run our cars on beer: Thirsty Thursday and Rising Gasoline Prices: Drill? No. Frack? No. Beer? Yes. http://t.co/1vNabU9w #
  • Groups ask for more water in Trinity, Klamath to prevent salmon die-off in year of record returns: http://t.co/57AlYkXr #
  • Why the Recreational Fishing Alliance doesn't really represent fishermen: Fishing Against the Fringe http://t.co/kmxF29ce #
  • RT @pkonoske: Drought declared in Klamath Basin, threatens possible record coho #salmon run in Calif.'s Trinity River. http://t.co/dWKkB5Do #
  • The Angler's Culvert: A guided tour of whiskey and giant, old-fashioned Muskie baits: http://t.co/BwtfNPdh #
  • The ideal hiking shoe for trips to those small streams you don't want anyone else visiting: Bear Footprint Shoes: http://t.co/vrfQDHgq #
  • NASA satellite images confirm cruddy snow year in lower 48: http://t.co/7CRRHVw3 #
  • Screenwriter Ken Levine's pretty damned funny travel ebook free until Thursday night (Kindle): http://t.co/l0wzCqYi #
  • Series of nice Val Atkinson's fly fishing photographs from remote Chile: http://t.co/kw1WpcJz #
  • Editorial: As rivers flow, so should public access – Editorials – The Sacramento Bee http://t.co/crxCHmgW #
  • Nice fishing report on GSMNP's Little River from the Trout Zone: http://t.co/2ZCOsVrE #
  • RT @OmakChronicle State closes steelhead, whitefish fisheries on upper (US) #ColumbiaRiver tributaries in WA http://t.co/Ok3n4HnQ #

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The Ocean Current Map (So There’s No More Excuse For Not Catching Tarpon)

March 28, 2012, by Tom Chandler 5 comments

I always thought I’d do a lot better fly fishing the backcountry if I could just get a little realtime satellite intelligence. I never got that (we can fly to the moon, so is a little realtime intel too much to ask?), but those chasing tarpon (note: is it too much to ask to say tarpon instead of “poon” — it’s only one goddamned syllable) and bonefish and Giant Trivials or whatever will enjoy the ocean current map, which was generated using actual NASA current data.

If you can’t figure out where all those tarpon are hiding with the latest in satellite imaging technology at your disposal, then you don’t deserve to catch fish.

Spring Break Just Isn’t What It’s Cracked Up To Be

March 27, 2012, by Tom Chandler 8 comments
Spring Break

Their Spring Break

Spring Break

It never seems to look like this up here

Our Spring Break

Shasta Spring Break

About 7" already today...

Around the holidays, snow is cool. Hell, it’s welcomed.

In late March, it just feels like piling on.

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