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Trout Eat A Golden Stone Nymph While The Angler Wonders Why The Fishing’s So Slow…

May 28, 2013, by Tom Chandler 44 comments

California fly fishing legend Ralph Cutter shot some video of trout repeatedly eating a Golden Stone nymph, while his wife (the angler) reported only saw the leader twitch once.

From the YouTube entry:

Golden trout eating nymphs every drift, but the (very experienced) fly fisher never feels a tug and only once sees the leader twitch. Split shot is painted orange for visibility (trout don’t care) and nymph is treated with desiccant to make it shiny.

This, I believe, offers absolute proof of what I’ve always said: Nymphing is a tawdry technique practiced by degenerates, Satanists and PBR drinkers. “How is it proof” you ask?

It just is.

A Mikey Wier/CalTrout Video

May 24, 2013, by Tom Chandler 4 comments
shasta river video screen

Posted another Mikey Wier video on CalTrout’s site, this one showcasing the in-the-throes-of-restoration Shasta River (note: this is the same stretch of the Shasta I wrote about here).

This stretch of the Shasta is primarily a spring-fed river and it’s not only beautiful (watch the video; I dare you to say it’s not drop-dead gorgeous), it’s also vitally important to the Klamath River watershed, and for a couple reasons.

Shasta River from California Trout on Vimeo.

First, approximately 10% of the salmon that returned to the watershed last year ended up in the Shasta. That’s a sizable number.

Second, when the dams do finally come out, the Shasta River — as the last major tributary before the first dam — will probably end up providing a large percentage of the fish that return to sections of the Klamath that haven’t seen a salmon in about 100 years.

Finally, the coho salmon are the fish most in danger of extinction. The problem is they spend a year in the freshwater before going to see, making them vulnerable to low, hot water conditions (often the result of water diversions). Spring creeks and spring-fed rivers (the Shasta is the latter) are vital because they offer a year-round, coldwater refuge for juvenile coho.

Most of this footage was shot on the Nature Conservancy’s Shasta Big Springs Ranch, and while you can’t fish it today (yes, it holds steelhead), maybe someday…

See you watching the salmon splash, Tom Chandler.

Weekly Shortcasts for 2013-05-23

May 24, 2013, by Tom Chandler 2 comments
  • Coolest Thing Ever (so far this week) – PULP-O-MIZER: the custom pulp magazine cover generator: http://t.co/RlVV5AkKJ9 RT @channel37net ->
  • More Chempocalypse: DEET, estrogen & cocaine found in Minnesota lakes http://t.co/rMzkSq4Msb ->
  • Is it time fly fishing let "The Movie" go? "Famous Maclean fishing holes remain elusive" http://t.co/DLB0AtzgYN ->
  • RT @transbay: .@JerryBrownGov issues executive order to expedite #cawater transfers: http://t.co/MpdPG0t2gs ->
  • The biggest mistake humanity ever made was… choosing agriculture over hunting, gathering and FISHING: http://t.co/dqBX29F7gU ->

And You Thought Your Fly Fishing Weekend Was Exciting (Carnivorous Trout From The Riffles of DOOM!)

May 17, 2013, by Tom Chandler No comments yet
Pulp-O-Mizer

Pulp-O-Mizer

And you thought your fishing weekend was exciting…

 

Make your own Pulp Fiction magazine covers (or t-shirts, or mugs, or…) at PULP-O-MIZER — perhaps the greatest online invention since online things were invented.

See you fighting carnivorous trout in hand-to-fin combat, Tom Chandler.

Weekly Shortcasts for 2013-05-16

May 17, 2013, by Tom Chandler 2 comments
  • New Post: Home Is Where You Are, Not Where You Were: http://t.co/rVj0QuFs3z ->
  • Outdoor Drugpocalypse: Lost, Hallucinating Hikers Had Meth in Their Vehicle. http://t.co/hMoVh07wfH ->
  • RT @sacvalleyca: How's this for natural splendor? Spawning #salmon are a #NorCal icon: http://t.co/erbo2zcbxf ->
  • Chi Wulff resurrects fly fishing's national food (the slaw dog), but in some poncey, BMW-friendly way.. http://t.co/dkCMf97I5B ->
  • RT @ahalvers: Reintroduce salmon to the upper Sacramento? http://t.co/SFweFYsMLk ->
  • RT @mattrevors: RT @Seasaver: Scientist: "sea lice from salmon farms may infest wild fish up to a distance of 30 km" http://t.co/ABY1pmZift ->
  • More Outdoor Apocalypse: RT @theatlantic: Five reasons we should all be eating insects http://t.co/3ZA3e9TGmi via @qz ->
  • Patagonia doubles down: Introduces $20 Million fund to help startups be sustainable and more: http://t.co/8UM0iMFLXh ->

Chi Wulff Resurrects The Slaw Dog (Sorta)

May 13, 2013, by Tom Chandler 17 comments

The Chi Wulff blog fires up some poncey, asian-themed excuse for a workingman’s slaw dog, and frankly, the only reason I’m writing about it through the nausea is because he said something nice in there about some dumb blog.

slaw dog

The original gas-station slaw dog (in profile).

 

Otherwise, this is a man writing about a slaw dog lacking cheap canned chili or fluorescent yellow mustard, so sensitive types, those with a functioning gastrointestinal system and small children are encouraged to look away:

Nonetheless She Who Must Be Obeyed shocked me yesterday when she said, in reply to my query about a Mother’s Day dinner this weekend, that she’d like some type of grilled artisanal hot dog.

She was, of course, probably speaking entirely in jest.

It was, of course, too late.

The moment she uttered the phrase ‘hot dog’ my mind was racing with images of nifty, uptown dogs from places we’ve visited over the years. Being a fly fishing foodie my mind then conjured up images of the mighty slaw dog.

You can see the whole sad recipe here.

I refuse to use anything named “daikon” on a slaw dog, but I am, however, stealing the phrase “grilled artisinal hot dog.” It’s going to make me rich.

Home Is Where You Are, Not Where You Were.

May 10, 2013, by Tom Chandler 22 comments
Home

The L&T and I just sold my house in Dunsmuir, and when we finished the quiet work of signing papers, she asked me if I was sad to see it go.

For a minute, I wasn’t sure.

Home

Home is where you are.

 

I bought the Dunsmuir house in 1999 after coming to the conclusion I’d die young if I kept living in the Silicon Valley. I weighed 234 pounds, even short hikes left me redfaced, and I got tired of battling traffic every time I left the house.

Simply put, I wasn’t enjoying life in the big city, and given my weight and general lack of exercise, the concept of “your money or your life” was acquiring a breathlessly real patina.

I ended up buying a little house in Dunsmuir which was located only minutes from the Upper Sacramento River. I moved there the day before trout season opened in 1999, and I remember my first task was to buy a trash can at the local hardware store.

I bought it, carried it back to the house, then drove to the north end of town to visit with Bob Grace at the Ted Fay Fly shop. When I walked in the door, he glanced up and said “Heard you bought a trash can.”

Welcome to small town life.

Older Bro was there and though he wasn’t fly fishing back then, he was enough of an outdoorsman to realize that with the opener only hours away, the priority was to locate the fly fishing gear among the boxes of stuff piled in the living room.

The Dunsmuir house was the first place that was truly mine.

I hung bamboo fly rods in the front closet (I left the light on all night to dry wet rods); loaded the living room with waders, float tubes and bicycles (figured they called it the “living” room for a reason); and didn’t bother with luxury items like furniture or decorations.

A friend said it seemed like the kind of place a serial killer would live, and though it doesn’t sound all that sweet, I think he meant it as a compliment.

I fished and hiked enough in the first four months to drop 25 pounds of blubber, and the little granny flat behind the carport became a flophouse for fly fishing friends.

For someone who had always lived with someone, owning my own home was freeing.

I came and went as I wanted, and for the first time in my life, no one on the outside world would know if was quietly tying flies or committing wild acts of depravity (for law enforcement officials and purposes of Big Data, all acts of depravity were consensual).

Back then, the Upper Sacramento was only open half the year, yet I still managed to squeeze in more than 100 days of fishing.

Eventually, life changed. I moved to Mt. Shasta, got married, and adopted a couple of firecrackers with legs (defying the laws of chemistry, their fuses are always lit).

We rented the house, but the last couple rentals ended badly, and we came to the conclusion we weren’t really cut out for landlordhood.

So we sold the house to a nice guy — a Bay Area working stiff who wants to eventually live up here and fish a lot. He got a pretty good deal, and I got one more complication off my plate.

When the L&T asked me if I was going to miss the place, I thought for a minute, then told her I was a little nostalgic, but when I visited it these days I mostly saw a house full of stuff waiting to break.

Time to go.

See you at the title company, Tom Chandler.

Weekly Shortcasts for 2013-05-09

May 10, 2013, by Tom Chandler 1 comment
  • Dang! More dead steelies. Take out Searsville Dam! "Bay Area’s San Francisquito Creek In News For Steelhead Kills" http://t.co/SuffXcf5pS ->
  • The First Small Stream Fly Fishing Trip Of The Brand-New Season – The Trout Underground Fly Fishing Blog http://t.co/j6uZ0XkWe0 ->
  • Remember the Eurasian Watermilfoil that carpeted Fall River? Suddenly, it's gone… http://t.co/Iz5FRVX3dv ->
  • Sign of The Outdoor Apocalypse: Man tapes centerfire cartridge to BB gun, shoots at squirrel, gets blown up: http://t.co/BzwwDuzkOu ->
  • "TWRA won't enforce Corps' tailwater fishing ban" http://t.co/rkBK9k0RRR ->
  • I fail the geek test, but funny: Old Spock battles New Spock in the greatest car commercial ever http://t.co/SMSqG3osh2 ->
  • The Big Picture blog collects stunning news photos from the SoCal wildfires. Lot of CA might look like this by fall: http://t.co/ko8tHjFc52 ->
  • RT @plpt: Awesome slide show that goes with Sacramento Bee article about Pyramid Lake. http://t.co/JyMkzRmPEV #salmon ->
  • RT @unaccompangler: Say no to #steelhead hatchery on the #Elwha. Hatchery bad. Native fish good. http://t.co/Cuib3crnwY ->

The First Small Stream Fly Fishing Trip Of The Brand-New Season

May 3, 2013, by Tom Chandler 21 comments
Tom Chandler fly fishing an alpine small stream

The snowpack up here is so bad, Older Bro and I took the direct route into our normally-unreachable-until-June alpine stream.

Tom Chandler fly fishing an alpine small stream

Hard to see, but I’m hooked up to the biggest brown trout of the day.

 

On the way in, the Official Beater Fishing Vehicle of the Trout Underground (a 200,000 mile 1990 Ford Bronco that has seen most of California’s dirt roads and looks like it) got stuck in a snow drift, but we managed to dig it out, back it out, and then dig our way through the drift.

Ultimately, we got within a mile of the stream before the drifts acquired that “You think you’ll make it, but you’ll end up walking back to cell phone coverage” look.

I’ve seen that look. I know that look.

We stopped there.

When we got out of the truck, one thing struck us.

It didn’t look like spring. The snowfall has been so dismal in California that even the alpine landscape looked dried and dusty, like it was already summer.

If you’re a fan of wildfires this would be a good thing, but if your tastes run to fly fishing small streams — which are dependent on snowpack for much of their summer flow — you might be less thrilled.

The Fishing Part

We were there to fish, so we suited up, hiked in, and arrived at a stream that was in absolutely perfect shape. We even spooked a couple trout at the first pool.

Unfortunately, we spooked them from the bottoms of the runs, which means (you guessed it) our dry flies remained largely untouched for the first 45 minutes.

Apparently, just because we blew into this stream in spring is no reason for the trout to eat dries like it was summer.

They’ve got a lot of nerve.

Eventually, we hooked a few on the [cough]nymphs[cough] hanging eight inches behind our dry flies, and about 2:30 it warmed enough to get a few bugs flying, which got the trout interested in our dry flies.

It wasn’t a wide-open bite (I ended the day with five, Older Bro one or two less), but I thought I was the first to fish this stream this year.

Until I saw the footprints on the sandbar.

We saw tire tracks on the road, but didn’t figure them for a fly fisherman. Still, the season opened on Saturday and we showed up on Sunday, so it’s possible someone got in ahead of us.

On the way out, we learned the sad truth.

Not only had we beaten to the punch (now I’m consoled by the idea I was the first to fish at least some of those runs), but we’d been beaten by someone who was eating brown trout — alongside the road we found a gutted, cleaned brown trout which had likely slipped off a stringer.

Dang. Beaten by a fish killer.

The Gear

First, I wanted to take pictures of this trip so badly that I made absolutely sure the camera battery was fully charged.

Which is why I left both the camera and battery sitting on top of the charger. Not my finest moment, and it’s why the Undergrounders are viewing this trip through the lens of Older Bro’s smartphone.

Sorry.

I continued my test of an Orvis Helios 2 8’4″ 2wt, while the backcountry stream-loving Older Bro fished his Orvis Superfine 8’6″ 3wt. The Helios 2 is an impressive (and expensive) fly rod (it weighs nothing), but in a blow for thrifty people everywhere, we both found ourselves preferring the less-expensive Superfine.

The Superfine Touch bends a little deeper and tapers a little slower than the Helios 2, which admittedly offers a light tip and good close-in performance. It’s just a little faster than it needs to be for a small stream. Certainly, it’s not too fast for something bigger, which is where I hear some are fishing it.

This is why I dislike writing rod reviews; I could tell you I prefer the Superfine series but can’t break it down into anything approaching a pie chart, which means we’re straying awfully close to “because I said so” ground.

In the end, I can only speak to what I like, and anyone with $775 is free to disagree.

See you on a small stream, Tom Chandler.

Weekly Shortcasts for 2013-05-02

May 3, 2013, by Tom Chandler No comments yet
  • The absolute final sign of the Coming Apocalypse: A Vegan Strip Club: http://t.co/MtXBaktbvm ->
  • More Outdoor Apocalypse: Whale carcass explodes on Dutch beach http://t.co/ePJiTmwo3h ->
  • RT @downeastlakes: @tcunderground writes about #grand lake stream, @downeastlakes, Visionaries, and Chris Wheaton's star power: http://t.co… ->
  • RT @tommangan: good one from @bgindra "Life is a sexually transmitted disease that is always fatal. Great line by Tim Gehring " ->
  • This certainly would make ice fishing uncomfortable: Iced-over lake shoots thousands of "ice needles" into the air: http://t.co/3aTPsdbmh1 ->
  • Yes, Those Are Great Big Fall River Trout (They're Remarkably Easy To Catch Using Electrodes) http://t.co/iEh5LNOudc ->
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