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My Article Appears In California Fly Fisher (and, The Klamath Dams Save My Ass)

May 11, 2012, by Tom Chandler 4 comments
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The Underground’s nervous fingers produced an 1800 word article on the Klamath River Dam Removal issue for California Fly Fisher, which will hit the streets very soon.

Covering that human-driven mess in 1800 words means taking a few shortcuts, but overall, I’m happy with the article, which each and every one of you should run out and buy this instant.

Outside of the check I received for writing CA Fly Fisher’s “The Good Fight” section, it’s clear I benefited from the article in other ways; Little M recently used a word that raised the L&T’s eyebrows, and I only escaped punishment through clever use of reasonable doubt:

“She must have learned it during my many discussions of Klamath “dam” removal. Yeah, that’s the ticket.”

See? Fly fishing’s not just good for your soul. It’s good for your health as well.

See you practicing not saying the wrong things, Tom Chandler

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Weekly Short Casts for 2012-05-10

May 10, 2012, by Tom Chandler 1 comment
  • The Outdoor Pressroom: Al-Qaida directs followers to set fires in Montana? http://t.co/mlSk2KmL #
  • Pikeminnow bounty program ($4-$8 per fish) starting up again on Columbia River : http://t.co/Pj5T3166 #
  • Fontinalis Rising writes nice, well-researched post on Michigan's "Coaster" Brook trout and attempts to raise bag limit:… #
  • Trout's ear bone reveals not just age, but where it's been: http://t.co/uBnaOGvB #
  • "Sustainable" Stanford? Yvon Chouinard weighs in, notes Searsville Dam damages watershed: http://t.co/f3FVABUa @BeyndSearsville #
  • New fights breaking out over diminishing water supplies with… fracking companies: http://t.co/KDL8Xy7g #
  • Nelson's guide to early season fishing on the Henry's Fork, others… http://t.co/2uIncIbW #
  • The fishing boat for people who don't want their friends to know where they're fishing: http://t.co/8bkEW6v6 #
  • Colorado snowpack among the worst on record: only 19% of 30-year average: http://t.co/c5HClHjA #
  • Bad news if you're a mayfly nymph — "Rock Snot" Algae Found in Delaware River: http://t.co/rzHVFVIR #
  • Siskiyou County ranchers take note: wildlife and cattle ranches can co-exist: http://t.co/mhqOxpBZ #
  • The "anti-blog" fly fishing blog post: http://t.co/jmvNjW3t #
  • Trout Rustling Gone Mad — the battle for stream access in Montana: http://t.co/LdbYR5eS #

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It’s Wild Kingdom Time At Underground/Man Cave World Headquarters

May 9, 2012, by Tom Chandler 2 comments
Little deer

Around midnight, I heard a bear rolling around in the pond, splashing up a storm and making what sounded like satisfied bear grunts.

It was too dark to see him (much less take a picture), though I had what I’d call an instructive moment; about a minute after the bear bath started, I noticed my wife had left her car dome light on. Though it was parked around the corner of the house from the bear’s current location, I suddenly realized I was fine with the idea of the dome light remaining on all night, especially if the alternative was for me to wander into the bear-equipped dark to turn it off.

Then early this morning Wally chased a fox off the property, though because he’s old and a little gimpy, he didn’t actually seem to mean it — an elaborate bit of animal-based performance art instead of a meaningful attempt to kill anything.

Clearly, certain rhythms must be obeyed.

Still, it must have tired him; this afternoon he slept through an hourlong visit by three small deer.

Little deer

Lawn mowers...

It’s almost as if we’re channeling Marlin Perkins over here, and spring is just getting underway.

The Busy Stuff

I spent yesterday touring Hat Creek and the Rising River for CalTrout (some Hat Creek restoration posts coming soon to CalTrout, but I’ll point you in the right direction).

This weekend I’m heading somewhere small, dark and fishy, and all that remains is to decide where.

Still, work is demanding enough that I had to pass on a chance to fish the McCloud with CalTrout Executive Director Jeff Thompson, who is a hell of a stick.

Sure, he nymphs, and I’ve pointed out that he’s probably going to hell for that, but it’s nice to have a real fisherman running what amounts to a fisherman’s conservation organization.

See you on the river (maybe even tonight), Tom Chandler.

Siskiyou County: Where The Wolves Run Scared And The Spelling Kinda Sucks

May 7, 2012, by Tom Chandler 18 comments

Frankly, I’d like to move beyond talk of the Siskiyou County Board of Supervisors, but for a blogger, they’re the gift that seemingly can’t stop giving.

The latest — courtesy of Alert Underground Reader Ian — demonstrates both a profound fear of wolves and a truly stunning lack of spelling skills (from the SF Chronicle):

The Siskiyou County Board of Supervisors is scheduled to consider a proposed law Tuesday that would “prohibit the presents of wolves in Siskiyou County.”

The misspelled ordinance, written by Leo Bergeron, the president of the Siskiyou County Water Users Association, was not referring to wolf welcome gifts, but the presence of wolves in the county.

Some of you might remember Leo Bergeron’s name — he signed the falsified coho salmon de-listing petition on behalf of the Siskiyou County Water Users Association, and given how the proposed ordinance came out, we might want to double-check that signature for the correct spelling.

At times, Siskiyou County makes the movie Idiocracy seem like an entirely plausible documentary.

You can be sure that — as soon as the black helicopters swoop in and start raining wolves and communism among the populace — I’ll let you know. I’ll even take pictures so you know their presents is real.

See you in bizarreoland, Tom Chandler

Meet Your “Seasoned” Blogger (And His Diaper)

May 7, 2012, by Tom Chandler 8 comments
Elwha Dam removal

The Outdoorbloggers.org site picked the Trout Underground as one of his “10 Seasoned Outdoor Bloggers Who Have Been Blogging Since The Beginning,” the kind of headline that makes me wonder if I shouldn’t be writing this from a desktop cluttered with empty Ensure cartoons while wearing highly absorptive adult undergarments.

Fortunately, the Underground was founded in November of 2005, which means several fly fishing bloggers have done this longer than I have, foremost among them Alistair at the Urban Fly Fisher blog.

I suggest we make Alistair or Moldy (circa March 2005) wear the adult diapers.

Still, before I grow too old to blog, here are a few stories to consider — the kind of stories us seasoned bloggers write.

Winnemem Tribe Declares War on US Forest Service?

A couple weeks ago the Winnemem Wintu tribe asked the US Forest Service for a mandatory closure of 300 yards of the McCloud River (at Shasta Lake) for a coming of age ceremony for their daughters.

In 2006 and 2010, drunken boaters (who’d have guessed that boaters drink) motored right through the “Voluntary Closure” signs and — we might be editorializing just a wee bit — acted like complete assholes to the ceremony participants.

The Forest Service hasn’t responded, so the Winnemem decided to hold a War Dance, which feels a little bit like they’re declaring war on the Forest Service.

We’ll let you know if hostilities break out.

Elwha Dam Removal Blog

Because dam removal is something to be savored, I’ve tapped into the Elwha River Dam Removal Blog, which offers regular updates and other goodness, including photographs of the process.

Elwha Dam removal

The dam's almost gone, making this my new happy place.

 

Biologists planted coho salmon above the dams prior to removal (there’d be a brood ready to head downstream when the dams were gone), and they found this:

Fish biologists were excited earlier this month to find offspring of the adult coho salmon released above the Elwha dam site. Biologists observed coho fry in Little River (via screw trap) and 600 fry in Indian Creek via snorkeling in 0.4 miles. These young fish will have direct access to the Strait of Juan de Fuca in spring 2013.

In a year sure to be dominated by election “news” (and won’t that be pleasant), you might consider it one of your online Happy Places.

It’s National Wetlands Month!

How is it possible we didn’t know this was National Wetlands Month?

You can’t help but get a little moist when you hear news like that (did you see what I did there? High five!), and because National Geographic is all about the online experience, they’ve produced a little pop-up, interactive learning slideshow thingee that’s actually pretty cool.

Well, OK. The pictures are cool (the text is actually kinda boring), but I like the format. I may steal that for some upcoming project.

Until then, see you in diapers, Tom Chandler.

Billionaire Oil Money Pops Up In Klamath River Dam Removal Fight?

May 7, 2012, by Tom Chandler 3 comments

Oil Billionaire Money Comes To Klamath River Dam Removal Fight

A recent video attacking Klamath River dam removal in Siskiyou County trotted out all the usual falsehoods (the dams protect salmon, the removal will “devastate” Siskiyou County ranchers, coho aren’t native to the Klamath, yadda yadda…).

Frankly, that’s about par for the course up here.

What is remarkable about the (professionally produced) video can be summed up in two bullet points:

  • At one point, County Supervisor Grace Bennett actually invokes the United Nations (Agenda 21) as one of the reasons the government’s trying to remove the dams
  • Oil billionaire money is now making an appearance in the Klamath dam removal fight

Big Money (And Black Helicopters) Come To Siskiyou County

You can’t help but notice this video was produced by Americans For Prosperity, which turns out not to be a grassroots organization, but a front group for the Koch Brothers.

If you don’t know who the Koch Brothers are, they’re oil company billionaires (Koch Industries is the second-largest privately owned company in the USA), and they’re slowly (and reluctantly) becoming famous for secretly funding disinformation campaigns about climate change. (The New Yorker published an excellent article on the Koch Brothers here.)

In thinly populated Siskiyou County — where campaign signs are often hand-stenciled affairs created in the candidate’s garage — it’s hard to fathom the impact of billionaire oil money on the fight to remove the Klamath Dams

The whole affair has already morphed from a decision about relicensing privately owned dams which will begin losing $20 million year and are extincting salmon populations into a fight against socialist government black helicopter oppression.

It would all make more sense if there wasn’t all this peer-reviewed science suggesting the dams do a lot of damage and very little actual good.

At several points in the video ranchers repeat the claim that they’re the best stewards of the river and the area, yet their plan for preventing coho salmon extinction is to pretend the coho don’t actually exist.

Stellar work, guys.

As a resident of Siskiyou County, I’ve grown used to watching the county drag itself into one bad fight after another while the supervisors generally act like fools, and I can say with some certainty the disinformation that characterizes this fight will flow as freely as before.

It’s just that suddenly, that disinformation is being funded by billionaires with a long history of doing exactly that sort of thing.

See you watching the game change seemingly overnight, Tom Chandler.

The Update From Underground/Man Cave World Headquarters

May 6, 2012, by Tom Chandler 8 comments
Wally the Wonderdog not spotting fish either

My apologies.

For most of the last week I’ve been playing the role of single dad, and because that wasn’t quite challenging enough, I decided to also come down with a bad cold.

Apparently, this parenting thing is like Olympic diving; it really only becomes newsworthy when you add significantly to the degree of difficulty.

It doesn’t matter much; small stream fly fishermen in my neck of the woods wait breathlessly for opening day, and then we wait approximately another month for the waters — which rose just prior to the opener — to fall back to fishable levels.

Raging small stream

Can you spot the holding water? Me neither...

 

So after we were finally free to do so, the increasingly gimpy Wonderdog and I took a nice up-and-down hike along one of my favorite little waters just yesterday, and though I brought along a fly rod, it never escaped its tube.

Wally the Wonderdog not spotting fish either

Wally the Wonderdog looking in vain for trout

 

The Big Bugs

Last week Little M and I created our own little adventure on Hedge Creek, which flows into the Upper Sacramento just below Mossbrae Falls. I introduced her to the big black stoneflies (she didn’t think they were cuddly in the least), and because she’s 3.5 years old, didn’t really understand when I tried to explain why fly fishermen love the things to death.

Perspective clearly remains the province of the holder, though I can say she got excited when — in the first decent pool of the creek above the Upper Sac — we spotted a pretty good sized trout.

I’m never sure how trout move up upcreek through the jumble of rocks, mini-waterfalls and deadfall that define Hedge Creek’s confluence with the river (that alien perspective thing again), but they clearly do.

Oddly, it reminded me of another Upper Sac tributary I wanted to fish but haven’t.

Maybe this is the year.

The Work Thang

The upcoming week qualifies as a “better get it done/written/submitted” week for Tom The Working Guy, who last week made lame excuses involving kids and colds and didn’t exactly peg the productivity meter.

I’m working on two pieces for the Underground (also two for my writing blog), but what you’re seeing right now is the fly fishing blog of a very busy writer who isn’t fly fishing much at all due to high waters.

Thus, the silence is explained.

On Tuesday I should be surveying Hat Creek with several of the men who originally helped restore it in the 1970s (CalTrout’s founders), and after that happens, you can expect at least a picture or two headed your way.

Hat Creek has once again fallen on hard times, yet it’s nice to know that (once again), someone’s got a plan for putting it back together.

The Snowman Melteth

From our second story family room, I can see both Mt. Eddy and the ridges surrounding it (Mt. Shasta is out the opposite window, but screened by trees).

The snow that is feeding the runoff that is putting my little streams out of reach is disappearing quickly, especially if you squint a little and don’t look at the northern exposures when you’re driving south on I5.

The weather has been cool and the Upper Sac has fallen below 2000 cfs, though (finally) 70+ degree temperatures are back and the white stuff will disappear more quickly.

Meanwhile, I’m crediting myself with a certain level of cunning by combining small stream reconnaissance trips with dog walking and child care duties.

I’m a crafty one, no doubt. Crafty enough to not make any bold predictions about this year’s runoff, though evidence suggests things will get better sooner rather than later.

See you on the little rivers, Tom Chandler

Weekly Short Casts for 2012-05-03

May 3, 2012, by Tom Chandler No comments yet
  • RT @californiafishn: DFG Director Bonham Selects Wildlife Photograph of the Year http://t.co/0UsYMC6X #
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  • More Apocalypse: As if high runoff on Opening Day wasn't enough — minivan-sized meteorites falling on California: http://t.co/0AOkAaAx #
  • Giant black seabass drags kayak angler out to sea – Phil Friedman Outdoors http://t.co/8W8LpqnP #
  • Why fly fishing is like… Star Wars?! More perfectly logical weird shit from Singlebarbed: http://t.co/2eHC8GEF #
  • "the problem is one of illiteracy, not Marxism" – Harper Lee letter to school board which banned To Kill A Mockingbird: http://t.co/SpBbZc5t #
  • Your chance to own Ted Williams' "Bottom Kill" wooden fly rod?? http://t.co/BrbQteBF #
  • World Championship Bass on The Fly Fishing Tournament 2012 to be held on Lake Fork Texas http://t.co/N24msXxt #
  • Outdoor Apocalypse, Doggie Style: new cable channel just for dogs — DogTV: http://t.co/K85QcO01 #
  • Klamath River Restoration Is Cheap Compared To Costs Of Doing Nothing | California Trout, Inc. http://t.co/PjjHLxVt #

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The Goal? Keep Your Butt Out of Montana

May 2, 2012, by Tom Chandler 7 comments

This sent to me by a Montana resident who wants the state’s population to shrink back to a river-emptying size, and frankly, I have to admire the attempt. Next I expect to receive a graphic recounting of the many grizzly/wolf/badger maulings in the state.

  • The coldest temperature ever recorded in Montana was -70 degrees below zero at Rogers Pass north of Helena, on January 20, 1954. This is also a national record for the lower 48 states.

  • The warmest temperature ever recorded in Montana was 117 degrees at Glendive, July 20, 1893, and at Medicine Lake, on July 5, 1937.

  • The temperature at Medicine Lake in northeastern Montana reached 117 degrees on July 5, 1937. This tied the all-time temperature for Montana previously established at Glendive on July 20, 1893.

  • Combined with the -70 degrees Fahrenheit at Roger’s Pass in 1954, this makes the all-time temperature range recorded in Montana 187 degrees. This is the most extreme temperature range experienced in any of the 50 states.

  • The greatest temperature change in 24 hours occurred in Loma on January 15, 1972. The temperature rose exactly 103 degrees, from -54 degrees Fahrenheit to 49 degrees. This is the world record for a 24—hour temperature change.

  • The greatest temperature change in 12 hours happened on December 14, 1924. The temperature at Fairfield, Montana, dropped from 63 degrees Fahrenheit to -21 degrees at midnight. This 84-degree change in 12 hours stands as the greatest 12-hour temperature change recorded in the United States.

  • The temperature at the Great Falls International Airport on January 11, 1980, rose from -32 degrees Fahrenheit to 15 degrees in seven minutes when Chinook winds eroded an Arctic airmass. The temperature rose from 47 degrees in just seven minutes, making it the record for the most rapid temperature change registered in the United States.

See you at the thermometer, Tom Chandler.

Zog Catch Fish

April 28, 2012, by Tom Chandler 9 comments
Small stream brown trout

Small stream brown trout

A Zogtrout for the caveman in all of us.


 
I made it into my “Hail Mary” alpine stream (well, the lower access), but had to shovel a little snow to do it. Sadly, once in, I discovered it was over its banks. By a lot.

Without a trout to satisfy Zog the Fly Fishing Caveman, I headed for the backup stream, which was pretty damned close to perfect. On the second cast, I caught the above-pictured brown trout.

Zog happy.

Spent the rest of the day idly throwing the dry and running down my list of new stretches of water to try.

Tried them I did. Caught fish I did.

This, I think, is going to be an interesting year.

More when I get time to write it.

See you on the new water, Tom Chandler.

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