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The Friday Post We Dashed Off Before Resuming Our Snow Removal Duties

March 18, 2011, by Tom Chandler 20 comments

While another foot of snow falls on the Underground/Man Cave World Headquarters, (I’ve got a date with a snowblower as soon as this is written), other fly fishermen are posting pictures of great big mayflies and talking about the joys of spring fly fishing, and at times, it can make you question your decision to live in the mountains.

Spring comes late up here, a fact that was made abundantly clear when I was putting down lots of miles on the road bike.

Some of us would show up at the early season rides all pasty white – proud of the few miles we’d gotten in under cold/wet/snowy conditions – while the Central Valley riders were tanned and looked like they hadn’t taken so much as a week off (they hadn’t).

The payoff for mountain folks comes later in the year, when it’s 110+ in the Central Valley yet comfortable up here (even cool due to the altitude).

And yes, let’s face it; the real payoff for fly fishermen comes as soon as the trout streams are fishable (due to the end of the runoff or legal fiat, whichever comes first).

Fly fishing’s diversified a lot over the last decade, and trout can no longer claim sole occupancy of the Most Desirable Species category (a good thing), but if you fish for the experience as much as fish, then you have to admit that trout still occupy some of the most beautiful places on the planet.

Even with a lot of cold, wet snow removal in my immediate future, simply typing that makes me feel better.

Speaking of Feeling Better

For a while, I occupied the same medical niche as that old guy shuffling around the mall – the one who scowled whenever kids got too close because they weren’t careful enough and he was fragile, dammit.

Today, the sack of medicine and unpleasant gurgling are both behind me, and there’s even some hope on the work front.

In a week or two, we finally launch that big new website (correction: new Online Presence) for an organization a lot of the Undergrounders know, and though a couple of smaller projects are hiding behind that one big tree, it’s clear there may just be some… (wait for it…) writing time in my future.

Gasp.

A lot of things have deserted me this winter; my health, reasonable workloads, (at times) my sense of humor, and any semblance of time to write.

Right now, the snowblower is calling and a website needs trimming and Little Meski is waking up, but as I’ve noted in the past, fly fishermen subsist largely on vitamins and hope.

More on this later (when I’ve got time).

See you at the keyboard, Tom Chandler.

Important Photographic Update

broken snow shovel

Yeah, you could say the snow was heavy.

 

Our “Great Outdoor Writing Passage of The Week”

March 10, 2011, by Tom Chandler 7 comments

From Underground Fav Uber-Writer Rebecca O’Connor comes a blog post (“About a Dog“) that includes a passage I read a half-dozen times, savoring it like you’d savor a perfectly grilled steak on a warm Saturday afternoon:

I don’t believe in dog as savior. I don’t believe that dogs are angels or gods. I do believe though, that there are bits of myself I refused to believe in, let alone accept and that a good dog is the embodiment of those pieces of me.

Dogs trust and adore and move forward with a faith in human beings that is, well, foolish. Dogs believe in a world worth pouring your heart into no matter the cost. They make me think of Kipling’s poem “If” and those lines I’ve always thought I would never be capable of myself, If you can force your heat and nerve and sinew/ To serve you long after they are gone./ And so hold on when there is nothing in you/ Except the will that says to them: ‘Hold on!’

I reviewed her category-defying memoir here, and little has changed since I wrote that; if you’re interested in jaw-dropping honesty in a memoir, buy hers.

See you licking your fingers, Tom Chandler.

The (Fictional) Mental Image of Myself (or, I’m Frank [cough, wheeze] Shorter…)

March 5, 2011, by Tom Chandler 14 comments

We’re all burdened by the mental picture we carry; the often fictionalized image we craft of ourselves that suggests genius, nice guy, buccaneer – whatever.

In my case, I’d swear (prior to today) I’m the kind of guy who can stomp or ski or snowshoe around the woods or the backcountry or an alpine stream, have fun, get out again, and not feel it too much the next day.

Heavy pack is optional.

In other words, a two-legged, outdoor, clean-burning diesel.

A comforting image, but one that – given the six weeks of lung-busting disease I’ve experienced so far this winter – isn’t even close to accurate.

That point was graphically brought home when I finally couldn’t look at the four walls of the house any longer; I stuffed Wally the Wonderdog into the truck, drove up the road a half mile, and went for a half-hour hike in the snowy woods.

It sounds idyllic, and a walk in snow-covered woods is every bit as pretty as you imagine it is.

Except for the rasping, wheezing, labored, hacking noises coming from somewhere.

Me.

After five minutes I had to stop and lean against a tree.

After fifteen, I was coughing so hard – and moving so slowly – Wally the Wonderdog ceased chasing scent trails (his normal MO in the woods) and simply sat in front of me, staring at my hunched form with impassive, mournful Basset/Lab eyes.

I’m not sure whether he was concerned, or if he was suddenly feeling snackish and was simply waiting for me to die.

Either way, it’s not a vote of confidence.

Still, believe it or not, I’m stronger than I was a couple days ago, courtesy the “new” doctor I saw on Tuesday.

She wasn’t at all happy with what appeared to be indifferent care on the part of the prior doctor, and armed me with powerful new drugs, including steroids, and by way of therapy, suggested marked improvement by a week, or I could find myself in the hospital.

Talk about your motivating bedside manners.

I suspect my lung capacity is still a fraction of my prior Frank Shorter-esque numbers (my mental picture of myself suggests a VO2 max in the Olympic range), but the drugs are helping, I’m finally sleeping, and while I’m still laboring under a couple of projects, there is a hint of light ahead.

Provided, of course, I don’t look at myself in the mirror.

Somedays, the fictional “me” is all I’ve got to get me through the day.

See you somewhere on the trails, Tom Chandler.

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Want To Write For Gray’s Sporting Journal? (or, Babb’s Gone Mad…)

February 14, 2011, by Tom Chandler 28 comments

In what feels like fly fishing’s version of American Idol (for writers), Gray’s Sporting Journal Editor Jim Babb will soon cease writing the Gray’s angling column, and is willing to look to fly fishing’s barbarian hordes for his replacement.

Gray's Sporting JournalFirst, let’s applaud Babb. A willingness to read two sample columns submitted by pretty much every fly fisherman with literary pretensions (hint: most of us) is either a stunning display of populism, or a lab experiment in exposure to near-lethal levels of bad metaphor.

We wish him luck.

From MidCurrent:

Babb described what he needs in order to make a decision about the new hire: “Basically, everyone gets the same treatment: I want to see two sample Gray’s columns, as polished as the writer can make them: one on fly fishing, one on whatever; they have to run between 1450 and 1485 words, and must be emailed to me not later than June 1, 2011. How soon they come doesn’t matter–I won’t be making a decision until after I’ve read them all–but crowding the last week might matter.”

Limber up those fingers, Undergrounders – and don’t overlook the bit about word counts. Editors are touchy about writers who can’t follow directions (hint: again, that’s most of us), and if you want to become fabulously wealthy writing seven columns a year for Gray’s, you don’t want to piss off the editor.

E-mail submissions to: editorgsj@gmail.com (no formats were specified for the submission, but stick to something normal).

See you at the keyboard, Tom Chandler.

How to Write a Fly Fisherman’s Obituary

January 31, 2011, by Tom Chandler 9 comments

I read the New Yorker magazine from one cover to the next, and while it contains damned little fly fishing information, it does publish some of the best writing to reach paper.

This issue throws us outdoor sporting types a lucidly written bone; it contains a lovely John McPhee remembrance of a fly fisherman who also happened to be a New Yorker Editor:

Pat Crow, who died last week, liked to fish from Table Rock, in the middle of the Delaware, three hundred river miles above the ocean. With heavy currents high up his chest, he would make his way there without the aid of a wading staff, climb up, stand in water scarcely covering his ankles, and walk around on the rock’s remarkably flat top, where he could be king of the universe, or at least of a river two hundred feet from bank to bank. From his red head to his wading shoes, he was every inch a king, and around the middle as well.

Among many reasons he liked the rock was that it weighed more than he did. It weighed a hundred and fifty tons. Pat was an easy and supple, drape-fold flycaster. At his vise, he was a meticulous, artistic tier, and spent many additional hours just puttering with his inventories of reels, lines, rods, and tapered leaders, even going so far as to release from his own surface a rare outburst of emotion (“I love my gear!”).

You can wrap your wondering eyes around the rest of McPhee’s piece here, and while you’ll learn nothing about fly fishing, you’ll learn plenty about writing a witty eulogy.

When he wasn’t busy winning the Pulitzer Prize, McPhee also wrote The Founding Fish – an entertaining history of the American Shad and his obsession with the fish.

It’s well worth a few dollars from your wallet and few hours of your time.

See you reading a magazine, Tom Chandler.

Sand in Winter (or, Why Winter Seemed So Much Shorter 20 Years Ago)

January 31, 2011, by Tom Chandler 6 comments

I once said April was the cruelest month (taxes, insurance, quarterlies for self-employed due, general trout season should be open but isn’t, etc), but I’m now expanding the “cruelest” designation to include all of winter (it turns out the Underground Owner’s Handbook gives me broad discretion in this area).

I’m replicating last winter’s string of Meski-induced sicknesses, and starting to wonder if I’ll ever wake up with a clear head again. It’s not that the gallons of snot produced by my tiny pointed head are so daunting; it’s that my intellectual processes operate as if they’re lubed by molasses, and the writing contains all the color, sparkle and oiled smoothness of beach sand.

Complicating matters is the Underground’s recently purchased Mega Pro Extreme Supercomputer of Doom, which now sits quietly in its original packaging, waiting for a trip back to the vendor after dying a slow death in the midst of a “get the damned work done” frenzy.

Needless to say, not much did get done.

Sure, it’s covered under warranty – and I’d intelligently repaired the old desktop and run it in parallel, so the switch to the old machine was largely painless – but the whole episode suggests bad karma on the electronics front.

When I suggested the karmic curse, the L&T – familiar with my reverse Midas touch (every electronic item I touch turns instantly to inert metals) – just said “duh.”

Still – if the popular entertainment media are any indication, it’s clear the forces of good will eventually triumph over the forces of evil (viral or electronic in nature).

Until then, expect more sand here on the Underground.

Spring Comes to the Late 1900s

I lived in and around San Jose (and the rest of the Southbay area) for a long time – watching it transformed from a sleepy place with orchards into a thriving high-tech center filled with hordes of people on the verge of road rage.

When you’re a fishermen, you do what it takes to get your fix, so out of necessity, most of my fishing was of the warmwater variety (I float-tubed a lot of the smaller lakes), including the early mornings I’d drive to one of the pothole reservoirs before dawn and start casting to bass with topwaters as the sun came up.

I grew up in a family of people with little interest in fishing, so in one sense, my twenties served as a second childhood, at least from a fishing perspective.

Fishing my 7.5′ 5wt Fenwick glass rod or an ultralight spinning rod while creeping along the shore or skulking in a float tube offered up the kind of good time (and fishing education) that resonates today, even as I live amongst California’s better trout and steelhead waters.

You’ll pry my clear, cold (and nearby) trout streams from my cold, dead fingers, but anybody who looks down their nose at chasing bass with plastic worms or small surface plugs needs a high colonic performed on their attitude.

Which is why – in the grip of winter – I felt a pang of nostalgia when I read this morning’s Bay Area fishing report, which included a few of the lakes I fished in the 80s and 90s:

CALERO: Bass are moving to shallow water and can be found from 4 to 15 feet. Use jigs, crankbaits or spinnerbaits. Colors don’t seem to matter. Crappie are starting to show. 408-268-3883, 408-463-0711.

CHESBRO: Jigs, Texas-rigged worms and drop-shotting get bass to 4 pounds. Average bass is 2 pounds. Catfish bite is very good with chicken livers, sardines or anchovies. 408-358-3741, 408-463-0711.

UVAS: Catfish and bass bite have turned on. Cutbaits get cats. Bass are moving into the shallows so shore anglers and boaters have a good shot. 408-463-0711.

No wonder winter seemed so short when I lived down there; with bass moving shallow at the end of January, it’s clear it barely even existed from a fishing standpoint.

Most of us maintain a fishing history involving catfish, bluegill, bass and spinning equipment, and what’s odd is how some feel the need to hide that history, as if touching warmwater fish or conventional gear stains them to this day.

When we were younger – and even though we might have longed for the kind of Lee Wulff big trout/remote places adventures spelled out in the sporting media – we fished not because it was extreme (unlike the videos, it was never accompanied by a driving rock soundtrack), but because it was damned good fun, even if we wanted something else at the time.

Someday…

Someday, California Fish & Game will drag itself into the 21st century, and we might see enlightened management of rivers and streams that recognizes the existence of catch & release (just like on the Upper Sacramento River).

(And yes, were it legal, I damned well would ski my way up to a few nearby streams and fly fish them for tiny trout.)

Still, the Upper Sacramento River is starting to fall into nice shape, and though the BWO hatches are largely gone, there’s still hope.

Things Change, Even In Winter

My consulting biz is going good; I’m building out a pair of websites this week, including the second phase of a big project the Undergrounders will eventually find interesting.

And while the Underground hasn’t been sold to an industry player (like this firearm blog), it’s possible I’ll find myself writing for a wholly revamped conservation website a couple months from now, which will mean a little less time for the Underground.

Until then, I have to respect the Freelancer’s Code: Naming a new client before the contracts are signed is really, really bad juju.

Finally, it turns out the company that produced the theme defining the look and feel of the Trout Underground isn’t abiding by the WordPress license (WordPress is the software that powers TU).

Because I don’t like featuring the work of people who don’t play nice, Singlebarbed and I are searching for a new theme for our sites. We might take an approach similar to our current layout, or – to better feature our content to the steady stream of new visitors – might go for something a Little more magazine-ish in style (more article summaries).

You’ll see it when we see it.

See you on the river, Tom Chandler

A Fever-Driven Essay About Bamboo Fly Rod Builders (or, Why You Should Own a Beasley, Thramer or Raine)

January 17, 2011, by Tom Chandler 19 comments

I just hung up the phone after a lengthy conversation with bamboo fly rod builder James Beasley, and I realized I haven’t been talking to enough rod builders lately.

That’s because bamboo fly rod builders are a uniformly odd bunch (though not in the sense that you’re afraid to give them your phone number), and in a sport like fly fishing, you don’t want to lose touch with the happily odd characters that make it richer than the fishing might suggest.

After all, bamboo fly rod builders are driven to do a sometimes tedious thing, and – once you calculate the hours and tools vs the money – do it rather cheaply.

That smacks of obsession with craft instead of obsession with money, and given my daily exposure to the marketing world – where the latter is the only accepted measure – there are times I’m happily reminded the former still exists.

I profiled Beasley on my blog years ago (Part I here, Part II here), and still own (and fish) five of his bamboo fly rods.

A James Beasley Bamboo fly rod (8.5' 5wt)

That's my 8.5' 5wt Beasley, taken on a 2.5 year-old alpine trip (click to read that story)

He wanted to know how my life as a parent was working out, and we talked about 2010, which was his slowest year since he started building full time.

That only means he worked twice as hard as a retired Methodist Minister probably should (in a typical year, he works four times harder than is smart). It also meant he finally had more time to experiment with fly rod tapers.

If you don’t know Beasley, he’s famous for his adaptation of the Paul Young Perfectionist taper – an astonishingly sweet 7.5′ 4wt rod that became so popular, at one point it represented almost 3/4 of his annual rod output.

A classic fly rod dealer still has a standing order for every Perfectionist he can build.

You’d think that kind of demand would gratify a rod builder, but Beasley – like a lot of fly rod builders – is an inveterate tinkerer; he’d rather muck about with new tapers than simply churn out copies of an existing model, so an insatiable demand for a single model isn’t the blessing you’d think it was.

In fact, he once related it was something of a drag.

Originally – on a tip from a friend in the Southeast – I called and talked to him about the Perfectionist (this was in the mid-to-late 1990s). Halfway through the call – despite my attempts to play it cool – I couldn’t take it any more and ordered a Perfectionist over the phone, breaking a rule I’d instituted after getting stuck with a few below-par rods.

When I did it, I noticed he groaned just a little.

That led to the story about the number of backorders for the Perfectionist, and the news that I’d have to wait a while for mine.

Frankly, I wasn’t sure how I was going to scrape together the money, so a little wait wasn’t a problem.

After the rod was delivered (ahead of schedule), I discovered it was actually better than the hype, which led to another series of phone calls.

One thing led to another, and on my next trip to Tennessee, I found myself in Beasley’s backyard, which is when he handed me his version of the Leonard 50DF.

I’ve been largely indifferent to the Leonard tapers, my limited experience suggesting the value of the original Leonard rods was due more to nostalgia than fishing quality.

I expected little, but distinctly remember going “ooofff” when I first cast the thing (love at first backcast), and I ordered that on the spot too.

Beasley’s rod cast beautifully (mine still does; I fished it this fall), but the choice of thread for the wraps was beyond awful, and the reel seat would have impressed only if it was a prototype can opener.

When I ordered mine, I – gracefully, I thought – insisted he wrap it with his normally elegant, sweetly restrained colors, which is when he told me the story of his Maker’s Rod; the 50DF he kept building for himself, only to have someone come by, cast the thing, and insist on buying it on the spot.

In a fit of reverse marketing, Beasley built one for himself, but wrapped it in colors so awful that no angler – even those who had fallen under the taper’s spell – could possibly buy it on the spot.

After you hear a story like that about a builder, you begin talking to him more regularly, and – because I was more interested in the rods he wanted to build than those he was churning out – went to the head of his growing waiting list when I asked him to build me an experimental 8.5′ 5wt (based on a just-postwar Orvis taper) and his interpretation of an 8.5′ 6/7wt Payne Canadian Canoe taper.

Along the way, I picked up an early Beasley that was based on a Walt Carpenter taper (a sweet 8′ 5wt with a swelled butt that was oddly marked for a 6wt), and while I haven’t bought a bamboo fly rod in several years (a kid tends to alter your priorities), I still felt that familiar pull on the phone when he described his in-progress alterations to the storied 8′ 6wt Paul Young Para 15 taper.

He was modifying the Para 15 in the same way he’d modified the Perfectionist, and while Paul Young fans will probably send me white-hot emails for suggesting it, he’d improved the Perfectionist in pretty much every way, and appeared to be turning the sometimes-clubby Para-15 into a lithe, graceful 5wt.

I had a long-term flirtation with semi-parabolic tapers like Paul Young’s, though I rarely fish them any more (in addition to Beasley’s Perfectionist, I still own rods built on Para 15 and Para 14 tapers).

They all cast wonderfully on the lawn, but perform less reliably for me on the water. It’s a poor workman who blames his tools – and the problems were clearly the product of a defective fly fisherman, not defective fly rod tapers – but when the fishing got tense, I tended to react in ways my paras didn’t appreciate.

To quote Dirty Harry, a man’s got to know his limitations, and one of mine, apparently, is casting semi-parabolic rods during hatches.

Still, I caught myself chatting on the phone while my mind calculated the number bills vs incoming cash flow, and it didn’t get any better when he mentioned his 6’8″ FE Thomas 3wt – a taper that almost everyone admits is the nicest in its class, and is probably even better when built by Beasley.

Prior to this year, a 6’8″ 3wt is a rod I’d have said I didn’t have much use for, but now I can actually see as to how I’d fish one on a regular basis, which meant temptation is once again my constant companion.

It’s also true that bamboo fly rods may come without warranties, but unlike mass-produced graphite, they often come attached to an undeniably personal history of their builder.

Beasley’s rods may arrive in the angler’s hands garnished with the story about his intentionally ugly Maker’s rod, or his dry, humor-in-slow-motion references to all the Perfectionists he’s built, or the laid-back Southern enthusiasm that shows through when he dives deeply into an explanation of a taper modification.

In the same vein, I can’t pick up a Thramer without thinking of his hovering-a-few-inches-off-the-ground energy; or fish a Raine without remembering the day he casually mentioned sinking a wad of cash into building a computer-controlled mill of his own design (I simply asked where he planned to live after the divorce).

Lately, I’ve read a few comments on the Internet suggesting that fly fishing really is all about the numbers and size of the fish you catch, a perspective foreign enough that I re-scanned the text for the “nots” or “nevers” I’d surely missed.

It may be true (which once again leaves me far from the mainstream), or it might simply be another sign of the attempted extremeification of the sport, but it’s difficult to see how much room it leaves for intangibles like tiny streams, Maker’s Rods or bamboo fly rod builders who will build you the same rod they build for everyone else, but would rather you asked them for something a little less ordinary.

See you on the river, Tom Chandler.

The Winter Solstice Festival At The Underground (or, A Post, A Beer And Some Thinking)

December 21, 2010, by Tom Chandler 12 comments

At 3:38 PM today (PST), the earth’s axis reaches its maximum tilt, and everyone in the Northern Hemisphere experiences what is supposed to be the shortest day (and longest night) of the year.

Sure, the days are supposed to be getting longer, but it always feels as if winter has just begun, and in fact, somewhere around late February I’m pretty sure the real solstice has yet to take place, and this December 21 thing is just some giant practical joke played on us by a bunch of astronomy geeks still pissed because they couldn’t get dates to the prom.

Still, it’s a day worth a little reflection (and maybe a beer), if only because the river’s high, the snow’s falling, and the little streams are closed for the season.

Normally, it’s time to sit down and tie flies, and given the state of my fly boxes (dismal; I’ve been living off old for the last two seasons), it’s probably time to whip out a few Beetle Bugs. (One fly that handles a lot of jobs is a manifestly good thing given the ratio of time spent writing for TU vs time spent tying flies.)

So tying flies = good.

If only it were that simple.

I suspect not one of the Undergrounders would be surprised to hear 2010 was the most tumultuous of my life; Little M’s arrival at the end of 2009 coincided with a wholesale change in my business model, and change has become the only real constant.

Oddly, my tastes in fly fishing changed too (or grew more pronounced); when given a choice, I opted for small waters every time, and it would take more than a few words to explain why.

I even changed how I work, abandoning word processors for online-friendly text editors (like Emacs and Komodo Edit.

In life, simpler is usually better, and based on the narrow path from my office door to my desk (the one bounded by boxes from a new computer, router, shotgun ammo, fly fishing gear and other stuff), simpler isn’t much in evidence right now.

With Christmas almost here and a trip to Sacramento (Little M’s citizenship hearing) coming a couple days after, downtime isn’t on the calendar until at least the 29th – at which time I’ll be reorganizing my stuff, and (hopefully) sneaking off for a little fishing.

Right after the new year, three big work projects kick into gear, and because I’m mean and self-centered, I’ll be fine with the Upper Sac being too high to fish.

I mean, if I can’t fish it, no one else should either.

Posts could be a little sparse, though remember, when you’re an Undergrounder, you never walk alone (unless you’re hiking through the nasty part of some city, which is when we’re definitely not coming along).

See you simplifying, Tom Chandler.

Turns Out Everything Really *Is* Like Fly Fishing (or, My Mind Wanders…)

December 15, 2010, by Tom Chandler 14 comments

To fly fishermen, everything can be compared to fly fishing.

In fact, it usually is. I do it all the time it myself (I once wrote “sporting clays is just like fly fishing, only louder”).

It’s telling, but really only reveals the user’s frame of reference; the yardstick used to measure an increasingly incomprehensible universe.

Former world champion chess player Boris Spassky (of Bobby Fischer v Spassky fame) emigrated to France and took up tennis, and I read an interview where he said “Tennis is the sport most like chess.”

As a soccer fan, it’s clear to me that Spassky is nuts; soccer’s the sport most like chess. And so it goes.

Which is why I found myself marveling at the similarities between fly fishing and shooting, and not feeling all that weird about it.

Last Sunday, with only a few hours available  (and the local streams closed, and the Upper Sac running too high to fish well), I opted out of fishing and dragged an odd old shotgun to the shooting range.

A recent gift from an in-law, it’s an old-school Remington 870 pump gun (the shotgun found locked away in most police cars), but this one was outfitted with trap-shooting hardware: 30 inch barrel, Monte Carlo buttstock, double-bead sites, etc.

The result is an odd bird; something like a double-handed spey rod designed to fish a three weight line.

It works for its intended task, but it’s not exactly what you’d call elegant (at least not when compared to the elegant-as-can-be over/unders or specialty trap guns).

Of course, pushing it over the hump from “odd” to “interesting” was its history; it showed all the signs of heavy use, but not abuse. Clearly, its former owner (my stepfather’s dad) shot a lot of trap with this gun.

In our hyper-connected era – when attention spans are measured in picoseconds and pants are manufactured so they look used even when new – a decades-old artifact carrying the unmistakable signs of good, honest use fires up an almost chemical feeling of warmth in the back of my head.

Two small stress fractures in the wood grow out of the receiver on either side of the buttstock (evidence of of a lot of rounds through the gun), and every moving part offers a smoothed, machined appearance; the supple evidence of wear instead of the dings and divots of abuse.

I have bamboo fly rods in the same condition; a pair of impregnated Phillipsons and a just-barely-postwar Orvis rod that were all regularly fished, but because they weren’t beaten or yanked on or experimented with by some idiot when graphite “obsoleted” them, they’re eminently fishable.

And highly intriguing.

I know one of the Phillipsons was hauled out during the Henry’s Fork Green Drake hatch back when the Fork’s Green Drakes were arguably the center of the fly fishing universe.

The other has kicked around much of the Rocky Mountain west with its former owner, who fished it a lot.

I know little about the Orvis rod, so in one sense, it’s more mysterious. Imagination is a powerful thing, and I could guess at its use on some of the east’s best-known rivers at a time when the country was recovering from a terrible war, and frankly needed the recreation.

In fact, I liked it enough that when the only tip began cracking, I couldn’t stand the thought of retiring the thing – ending its history in the present – and had Orvis build two more tips.

The Remington trap gun clearly received similar use for (reportedly) a couple decades, and because it was owned by a person who circulated in a higher tax bracket than myself, was probably witness to a lot of fascinating conversations.

I love that kind of stuff for the same reason I’m fascinated by the roads and building foundations which emerge when lakes dry up and recede; they’re not just stones, they’re monuments to a recent past I can’t help but wonder at.

Which, admittedly, is the long way around (I started this essay to discuss the idea that shooting is a lot like fly fishing, and we’re not really there yet).

Done properly, shooting and fly fishing feel largely effortless, and if you’re aware of your own existence, it’s in a detached, slightly bemused way – as if you were a bystander watching things unfold instead of wondering if the onlookers are impressed or a client check will soon arrive.

In the grip of that kind of tunnel vision, you cast the fly rod and the fly drops perfectly in the seam and you know the trout’s going to rise; or you mount the gun and the bead at the end of barrel picks up the clay and tracks smoothly through it, and your finger tightens…

It’s not in the style of outdoor writers to admit that overthinking stuff largely screws it up, but it my case, it’s true.

Every fly fisherman who has false cast a long line beautifully – and then overpowered the cast on the presentation, throwing a tailing loop and almost beheading themselves – knows exactly what I mean.

Likewise, hitting every clay in the air on Friday, then missing almost half of them on Saturday, when it counts, suggests a similar effect.

Last Sunday I knocked down clay birds like bowling pins and was regularly hitting shotgun shells at 75 yards offhand with my target .22 rifle.

Either I’ve become a much better shot over the last month (without practicing at all), or I’m simply a much better shot when I’m having fun.

Which is pretty much how it plays out on the creeks and rivers; if a rising fish represents a fun challenge and potentially pleasurable outcome, I’m death from above.

If the trout represents a complex problem looking for a solution – one that brings to mind a heroic cast and the first draft of a self-aggrandizing blog post – my failure rate triples.

It seems my brain is so powerful, the mere act of thinking draws all the blood away from my extremities.

A second (more likely) option is this: It turns out the point of “Getting into the Outdoors” may simply be to “Get the Heck Out Of Our Own Way.”

See you not thinking, Tom Chandler.

Rise Forms – Fly Fishing’s New Literary E-zine – Launches Today At Noon

December 1, 2010, by Tom Chandler 13 comments

Today at noon, fly fishing’s latest literary venture spreads its wings for the first time, and given all the extreme content we’re bombarded with on a daily basis, I’d say it’s a welcome interlude.

Announced some time ago, the Rise Forms site was not your average e-zine (most of which trend towards exotic locations and “extreme” adventures).

Instead, it was pitched as a literary magazine; something created in a more thoughtful mold.

Because I’m immensely powerful (and fly fishing’s most-beloved blogger), I received an advance copy yesterday, and thought it’s not quite as earth-shaking as revealing diplomatic cables, I’m throwing a screen shot of the cover up on the Underground:

Rise Forms inagural issue

Available for download at noon today (click image to visit site)

True, the art direction of the interior is lacking, but there’s little you could do to improve the artfully arranged words from the likes of Underground Fave writer David Motes. You’ll also find a series of illustrations, poetry, prose – the usual suspects in a literary effort – something fly fishing’s largely lacked.

Some might suggest Rise Forms is already an anachronism; a throwback literary mag that was obsolete before it even launched.

Even given the rapidly transformed, ADD-driven online landscape, I don’t believe that’s true. If it is, then we’re the poorer for it.

See you reading something slowly and deeply, Tom Chandler.

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