More Top Five Signs You May Be A Small Stream Fly Fisherman
5. Instinctively say “Whoa!” when you realize fish is longer than seven inches.
4. Decide today’s the day to “Break out the big gun,” so you grab the 3wt.
3. Realize it’s been six years since you’ve seen another fly fisherman.
2. Hesitate to report decapitated human body for fear police will then know the location of your secret small stream.
1. Doesn’t everyone wear camouflage face paint?
UPDATE: This is “More” because I already posted a small stream Top 10 here…