It’s not every day the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) announces that a non-existent species does, in fact, not exist, but there it is, in living pixelated color:
Fortunately, you’ll find an explanation for the madness here, though frankly, I’ve been in proximity to the Siskiyou County Board of Supervisors far too long to think there isn’t some darker secret lurking behind the inanity.
Are secret mermaid colonies the real reason the United Nations says the Klamath Dams have to come out?
Frankly, this seems plausible. More on this story as our medication wears off…