In what feels like fly fishing’s version of American Idol (for writers), Gray’s Sporting Journal Editor Jim Babb will soon cease writing the Gray’s angling column, and is willing to look to fly fishing’s barbarian hordes for his replacement.
First, let’s applaud Babb. A willingness to read two sample columns submitted by pretty much every fly fisherman with literary pretensions (hint: most of us) is either a stunning display of populism, or a lab experiment in exposure to near-lethal levels of bad metaphor.
We wish him luck.
From MidCurrent:
Babb described what he needs in order to make a decision about the new hire: “Basically, everyone gets the same treatment: I want to see two sample Gray’s columns, as polished as the writer can make them: one on fly fishing, one on whatever; they have to run between 1450 and 1485 words, and must be emailed to me not later than June 1, 2011. How soon they come doesn’t matter–I won’t be making a decision until after I’ve read them all–but crowding the last week might matter.”
Limber up those fingers, Undergrounders – and don’t overlook the bit about word counts. Editors are touchy about writers who can’t follow directions (hint: again, that’s most of us), and if you want to become fabulously wealthy writing seven columns a year for Gray’s, you don’t want to piss off the editor.
E-mail submissions to: editorgsj@gmail.com (no formats were specified for the submission, but stick to something normal).
See you at the keyboard, Tom Chandler.




























Will they send you “on location” to gather material?!?! If so, I’M IN!!! Good luck, Tom, you’d be great.
Mike(Quote)
Me wants too right for greys
Guys Flies and Pies(Quote)
1444 more like that, and you’re in for sure.
Tom Chandler(Quote)
Dang, I don’t want to read my own writing much less the seven bazillion submissions he’s gonna get.
Steve Z(Quote)
He’s quitting the column (not the editorship) in order to focus on books. Little does he know the title of his newest effort will be “Descent Into Madness…”
Tom Chandler(Quote)
Maybe this is the big break I’ve been waiting for !
shon(Quote)
1485 words? Have mercy. Where do I cut?
shannon(Quote)
Start by crossing every other word out, then go from there. At least that’s what I do.
Tom Chandler(Quote)
I appreciate the concern for my sanity, but I already read a thousand manuscripts a year for Gray’s features, some as long as 10,000 words, and I buy roughly 45 – 50. So reading a thousand or so 1450 – 1485 word submissions? Totally a piece of cake.
JRB(Quote)
I feel compelled to point out you’ve never faced fly fishing bloggers in this quantity before (think Jersey Shore meets Bill Dance).
Your glib assurances aside, you might consider volunteering your brain for one of those “before & after” medical studies (like the one performed on monkey brains exposed to hours of French Cinema; the cerebral cortex shriveled but the center responsible for feelings of ambiguity grew alarmingly).
How much exposure to “fly fishing touches the depths of my soul” or “the sunlight shattered into a thousand pinpricks of light on the water’s surface” can any brain take without suffering permanent damage?
I fear we’re about to find out.
Normally it’s considered good form to wish the contestants good luck, but I’m going 180 degrees on this one.
Tom Chandler(Quote)
Tom Chandler,
After 25 years as an acquiring editor, I’ve seen it all. There’s no submission so horrible it can’t be made to disappear with a generic rejection.
My money’s on me.
JRB(Quote)
Finally – a potentially lucrative monetization strategy for fly fishing bloggers.
Tom Chandler(Quote)
“(think Jersey Shore meets Bill Dance)”… Thanks for THAT nice analogy, Tom.
I’m now cleaning my screen of all the pale ale I just spewed through my nose and mouth…
Dave N(Quote)
The truth is often unpretty.
Tom Chandler(Quote)
What’s a “Gray’s Sporting Journal?” Is that anything like Bassmaster? ;)
Owl Jones(Quote)
Think Bassmaster with raised pinkies.
Tom Chandler(Quote)
I vote for Buster. He’d fit right in…
Kentucky Jim(Quote)
I saw one of those things one time – - I really did! It was left in the bathroom of the el-cheapo cabin we rent for fishing – - really! I think it had an article about fishing for taimen in Siberia – - I’m not kidding! Obviously a mainstream mag for all those lottery winners out there. So, for all you taimen fishermen who can write, good luck with your prospectus submission to GSJ!
Craig(Quote)
I bet theres going to be a bunch of Gierach wanna be’s ! Seriously though I think I might have something here floatin around in my grey matter.
shon(Quote)
Let’s hope it’s not a blood clot.
Tom Chandler(Quote)
Is it allowed to have one of the submissions be something that has already been published?
Thanks!
Jonathan Hill(Quote)
No. Must be previously unpublished and ready to become a column in Gray’s.
JRB(Quote)
I want to clarify my post to stem the emails; can I assume .doc and .rtf files are OK?
I’m a Linux geek, so OpenOffice, RestructuredText, LaTex and others are possible, but if you have a preference, now is better.
Tom Chandler(Quote)
We review .doc, .txt, or .rtf files only.
JRB(Quote)
No poetry, huh? I mean, I don’t write 1450 word poems; maybe I should, but you’d make fun of my starlight twinkle descriptions; and with 1450 words, there’d be a lot of ‘em.
Kentucky Jim(Quote)