Because I hear the anguished cries of my angling brethren – some of whom apparently can’t wade across a wet gutter without falling down – I offer up what has to be the ultimate wading boots: The Kayland Ice Dragon Ice Climbing Boots.
Slip while wading in these bad boys, and there's simply no hope for you...
If you can’t make it across the McCloud wearing Ice Dragon ice climbing boots, you don’t need better wading boots, you need that personal anti-gravity device Popular Mechanics promised us so many years ago.
See you on tippy-toes, Tom Chandler.
All I think of is “OUCH” and HOLY S#!T! I SLICED A VEIN!!!
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There’s that glass half full perspective again. Instead of worrying about death and dismemberment, think about how impressed the babes will be when your wading boots have dragons on them…
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Oh so true! Thank you for wise perspective!
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Oh, and, oh Wise One, would you be so kind as to point me in the direction of the streams w/all the babes?
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You might as well ask me for the locations of my secret trout streams.
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Well, it was worth a try!
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I opted for the more docile Orvis Riverguards. Really like ‘em. No slips or spills so far. Babes don’t notice though; they’re too busy looking at me looking at them…
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I think panting and licking your lips isn’t helping you any….
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No lip licking…just obscene leering…
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Many thanks Tom!!!! I fall in so much that I usually borrow the nephews spongebob water wings…….. At least those might be usefull for kicking buddies in the waders as they laugh while I’m draining the wheatleys …… pretty sure I’d still fall in if you had me on a wire like a stuntman……
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