The fly fishing intertubes are all abuzz; Oprah was spotted fly fishing (Yellowstone), and some worry that the broadcast of that episode could represent either the rebirth of the industry, or the end of the sport as we know it (“if you consciously want a fish badly enough, the Fly Fishing Secret will attract a lunker for you.”).

My take is simple; one gander at how she looked in waders (who suggested that size anyway?), and the jig is up:

Oprah goes fly fishing

One glance at those waders, and the sport's safe...

You know the dreaded “Honey, do these pants make my butt look big” question?

Nobody’s even going to bother to ask this time.

Our streams and rivers, Undergrounders, are safe from Oprah’s hordes of followers.

See you in seclusion, Tom Chandler.