The Top Five Hints Your Fly Fishing Blogger Is On Vacation
5. Suddenly posting with a Maine accent
4. Sends more smug, self-satisfied “Taunt Tweets” from his Blackberry than usual
3. As jetliner flies overhead, you actually hear someone whining about travel
2. Maine’s lobster population suddenly (and severely) depleted; state simultaneously experiences blueberry pie shortage
1. Auto-posts lame “Top Five” articles while actually reclining in sun and fishing from wooden canoe
Vacation Stuff
Never fear; in my absence, the Underground’s employing powerful, space-age technology to post powerful, space-age articles – including a pair of frankly thought-provoking pieces that are probably way, way over your head.
And while we’ll be largely disconnected while in Maine, there is the potential – if I stand near the right tree and hold my mouth correctly – for a connection from my smartphone.
But given the painful reality of text entry on its touchscreen, don’t expect War & Peace.
More like the occasional Haiku.
See you in Grand Lake Stream, Tom Chandler.
Eat so much lobster you start walking backward!!!!!!
Marty(Quote)
Not much room for lobster; its blueberry pie season.
Tom Chandler(Quote)
…..it’s been a fantastic season for berries. I hope you have a good stay in Maine TC.
El Pescador(Quote)
That is right it is blueberry pie season. We have blue berries coming out our ears from our backyard here in central Maine. Hopefully the weather stays good for your stay.
Antonio(Quote)
Ah, Yes. Blueberry pie and the digestive system. Try to be temperate!
JJP(Quote)
Much pie was eaten. More to come soon.
Tom Chandler(Quote)