As if the world needed yet another Sign of the Looming Fly Fishing Apocalypse (take that, Moldy):

Spanking the Trout

Oh yea, Spank That Trout.

I fear for the republic, Undergrounders – especially in light of the fact that we received this grimly disturbing gem from a well-known member of the fly fishing industry, which leads us to think depressed fly rod sales are leaving too many people with too much free time on their hands.

See you in the seafood aisle, Tom Chandler.