#5: You waited in line to buy it – even though it’s exactly the same as all your other fly rods

#4: Rod casts great in the morning, but loses all casting power halfway through the day

#3: Instead of hiding purchase from wife, you cast rod whenever anyone’s watching – even at work and in car

#2: Rod label says “5wt” but manufacturer says label faulty – rod may randomly become a 2 weight

#1: Hold rod by cork grip and every fish is disconnected from your line