The Top 10 Signs You Might Be Addicted to Fly Fishing Small Streams
10. Run out of 4x tippet while 5x and 6x spools still full
9. Pulse quickens noticeably when the trout is bigger than the #12 stimulator it grabbed
8. Pay hacker to crash Google Maps/Google Earth so others can't find streams
7. Think "spey rods" are used to neuter dogs
6.
See sniper camouflage "Ghillie suit" online and wonder why no one told you about the perfect small stream fishing outfit
5.
When you walk into the kitchen and hear the sink running, you instinctively drop into a duck walk and look for cover
4.
Develop an unreasonable hatred of willow trees
3.
On rare occasion you fly fish from drift boat, guide gives you funny look because you're fishing from hands and knees
2.
Hold tiny small stream trout only 3" from camera in attempt to create Moldy Chum "Slab of the Month" entry
1.
High-five your fishing buddy after completing any cast longer than 15'