The Trout Underground today announced the recall of approximately four million of its prior posts, warning that some readers have experienced sticking mouse buttons, the result being readers can’t stop scrolling even after reaching the bottom of the page.

As the beleaguered blog dealt with the massive public relations fallout of its mouse accelerator recall, rumors surfaced of a new investigation into the Underground’s Short Casts, which apparently hamper the braking of drivers attempting to read them from moving vehicles.

“We are very sorry that our posts are causing problems with our esteemed readers” said Underground CEO Tom Chandler, whose media empire had to scrap the launch of a new corporate tagline: “The Trout Underground: Once You Start Reading, You Won’t Be Able To Stop.”

“We are doing everything we can to make the reading experience a safe one.”

Public reaction to the announcement has been largely hostile, and consumer crusader Ralph Nader announced the release of a hastily assembled documentary film: “The Underground – Unsafe at Any Scrolling Speed.”

Company Spokesperson Wally the Wonderdog was unavailable for comment, though when questioned during a recent outing, did wag his tail.

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