Horrifying, Bikini-Clad Terrorist Attack On Our Fishy Friends

by Tom Chandler on December 11, 2009 · 11 comments

If you’re like most Undergrounders, you’re ever-vigilant to the threat of terrorism against our fishy friends, which is why we’re compelled to publish this chilling video documenting an attack on quality fish habitat by an automatic weapon-wielding, thong-bikini clad assailant.

I’m certain you share my sense of outrage and disgust – along with my fervent hope that someday, somehow, this scantily clad terrorism cell is brought to justice.

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1 Bjorn December 11, 2009 at 9:16 am

Wow… the camera man was a little daring getting in front of that woman. That’s a bad idea. I’m sure that watering hole was probably a brownliner secret spot.  (Quote)

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2 Kentucky Jim December 11, 2009 at 1:12 pm

Yeah, well, I think you were lookin’ good enough, Darlin’. She’s not from Texas, is she?  (Quote)

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3 fishndoc December 11, 2009 at 7:11 pm

Hey, are those boots she’s wearing some of those new high-tech rubber sole environmentally-friendly wading boots I’ve been hearing so much about??  (Quote)

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4 Tom Chandler December 12, 2009 at 8:57 am

Absolutely. Notice the excellent grip the guy is trying to get on her  (Quote)

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5 JK Smith December 12, 2009 at 3:56 am

Definitely NOT a Texan gal – they know how to shoot!  (Quote)

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6 BradWine December 12, 2009 at 1:53 pm

When she goes to meet Allah after her martyrdom, may I be one of the 27 virgins she encounters?  (Quote)

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7 Tom Chandler December 14, 2009 at 11:47 am

I feel safer knowing you’re on the case.

BradWine: When she goes to meet Allah after her martyrdom, may I be one of the 27 virgins she encounters?  

As if…  (Quote)

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8 Jeffrey Prest December 14, 2009 at 9:54 am

I think gathering video evidence will be key to a successful indictment, here. Lots and lots and lots of it. I’m happy to monitor.  (Quote)

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9 Tom Chandler December 14, 2009 at 11:48 am

Jeffrey Prest: I think gathering video evidence will be key to a successful indictment, here. Lots and lots and lots of it. I’m happy to monitor.  

I feel safer already knowing you’re scanning the Intertubes in search of more porn terrorist video.  (Quote)

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10 FlySwinger December 15, 2009 at 6:59 pm

I know I should take offense to the sacred waters being terrorized like this, and I watched the video three times hoping for something to ignite the proper anger, but for some reason I’m perfectly fine with it. (Someone should really tell her that’s it’s not all that smart to shoot at water, though.)  (Quote)

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11 Tom Chandler December 16, 2009 at 1:42 pm

Only three?  (Quote)

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