Sent to us by Alert Underground Reader [we're not saying because it would only encourage him], we’re elated to offer up absolute, scientifically derived, government-approved PROOF that the vaunted Underground Slaw Dog is in fact a healthy, nutritious meal on a bun:

There can no longer be any doubt that the Slaw Dog is good for you.
Check out all that Vitamin C! (And know that a “C-” grade is just barely below average.)
Given the rich, tasty goodness of the slaw dog, we wonder why anyone bothers to pop Vitamin C pills or drink orange juice.
See you at Sonic, Tom Chandler.




























A “C minus” is what we refer to as the “Gentleman’s C” – meaning he’s destined to run a hedge fund, degenerate into a massive Ponzi scheme, and live up to the label under his photo in the high school yearbook.
… and you want to eat that?
KBarton10(Quote)
Any data on the tofu veggie version?
A. Wannabe Travelwriter(Quote)