Finally, the Extreme Nutrional Value of the Slaw Dog Scientifically Proven

by Tom Chandler on July 3, 2009 · 2 comments

Sent to us by Alert Underground Reader [we're not saying because it would only encourage him], we’re elated to offer up absolute, scientifically derived, government-approved PROOF that the vaunted Underground Slaw Dog is in fact a healthy, nutritious meal on a bun:

There can no longer be any doubt that the Slaw Dog is good for you.

There can no longer be any doubt that the Slaw Dog is good for you.

Check out all that Vitamin C! (And know that a “C-” grade is just barely below average.)

Given the rich, tasty goodness of the slaw dog, we wonder why anyone bothers to pop Vitamin C pills or drink orange juice.

See you at Sonic, Tom Chandler.

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1 KBarton10 July 3, 2009 at 1:16 pm

A “C minus” is what we refer to as the “Gentleman’s C” – meaning he’s destined to run a hedge fund, degenerate into a massive Ponzi scheme, and live up to the label under his photo in the high school yearbook.

… and you want to eat that?  

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2 A. Wannabe Travelwriter July 3, 2009 at 4:21 pm

Any data on the tofu veggie version?  

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