It appears the Underground’s worst nightmares have come true.
In this alarming documentary – and we wonder at the size of the conspiracy needed to keep this blockbuster news quiet – a giant shark and monster octopus terrorize not only humanity at large, but also:
- The Golden Gate Bridge
- A battleship
- A Jumbo jet (in the air)
Me? I’m sticking to my tiny small streams, which don’t contain sharks big enough to bite the Golden Gate Bridge in half.
Once again, the Underground is on the forefront of water-related news reporting. No need to thank us.
We report, you cower in fear.
See you anywhere but the coast, Tom Chandler.
That looks great! I cant wait to part with my hard earned cash to see that……..NOT!
Simon Graham(Quote)
hahahahaha Seriously! I WOULD watch that! C’mon, it’s got a MEGA shark in it! Not just a regular shark, but a MEGA shark! WOW!
Bet the shark wins…I mean, the octopus isn’t mega in any way, it’s just giant.
One winner. Mega shark.
I think I’ve had too much sugar…
Gareth(Quote)
This is so obviously a sham. Looking at the last frames you can clearly see empty seats on the airplane and a good two feet of leg room. There is just no way that this is real. It just throws the credibility of every other aspect of this film into question.
ssapes(Quote)
Somebody’s going to say “yes.”
Oh, pulleeaze. The Octopus has suckers. Giant suckers. Mega suckers, actually.
In this battle, the only loser is humanity at large.
Wow, excellent catch from an obviously veteran air traveler. If they got that wrong, how much of the rest of this documentary can we trust?
Still, I expect a big decline in sea kayak sales will ravage the industry shortly.
Tom Chandler(Quote)
Just another thought regarding artistic integrity: Where’s the frontal nudity?
Tom Chandler(Quote)
Oh, now that would be a totally different thing all together. You put one Deborah (aka Debbie) Gibson up there with mega nudity and we have ourselves a “can’t miss” moment for me. Lead into the scene with her performing her hit “I Think We’re Alone Now” and I’ll rent out the theater.
How low in life does one have to sink where your agent comes to you with a part in a film with that title and he actually is able to sell it to you as a good career move? It makes “Bird on a Wire” look like Shakespeare.
Dean(Quote)
So you’re basically saying you’d trade two hours of your life for a 1-second, blurry glimpse of a washed-up pop star’s rack?
We need to talk.
Tom Chandler(Quote)
That’s it I’m moving, I live in Alameda, an island (probably surrounded by these heinous creatures) . TC make room in the guest room I’m on my way, one wife, two teenagers and two useless cats
Brian(Quote)
I can live with the two useless cats, but teenagers??
Tom Chandler(Quote)
I live in Ohio, there just aren’t that many good uses of 2 hours…
Dean(Quote)
I stand corrected. And at least – being in Ohio – you’re safe from Mega-shark attacks.
Tom Chandler(Quote)