Dean: I live in Ohio, there just aren’t that many good uses of 2 hours…

I stand corrected. And at least – being in Ohio – you’re safe from Mega-shark attacks.

Tom Chandler: So you’re basically saying you’d trade two hours of your life for a 1-second, blurry glimpse of a washed-up pop star’s rack? We need to talk.

I live in Ohio, there just aren’t that many good uses of 2 hours…

Brian: TC make room in the guest room I’m on my way, one wife, two teenagers and two useless cats

I can live with the two useless cats, but teenagers??

Dean: You put one Deborah (aka Debbie) Gibson up there with mega nudity and we have ourselves a “can’t miss” moment for me. Lead into the scene with her performing her hit “I Think We’re Alone Now” and I’ll rent out the theater.

So you’re basically saying you’d trade two hours of your life for a 1-second, blurry glimpse of a washed-up pop star’s rack?

We need to talk.

Tom Chandler: Just another thought about artistic integrity: Where’s the frontal nudity?

Oh, now that would be a totally different thing all together. You put one Deborah (aka Debbie) Gibson up there with mega nudity and we have ourselves a “can’t miss” moment for me. Lead into the scene with her performing her hit “I Think We’re Alone Now” and I’ll rent out the theater.

How low in life does one have to sink where your agent comes to you with a part in a film with that title and he actually is able to sell it to you as a good career move? It makes “Bird on a Wire” look like Shakespeare.

Simon Graham: That looks great! I cant wait to part with my hard earned cash to see that……..NOT!

Somebody’s going to say “yes.”

Gareth: hahahahaha Seriously! I WOULD watch that! C’mon, it’s got a MEGA shark in it! Not just a regular shark, but a MEGA shark! WOW!

Bet the shark wins…I mean, the octopus isn’t mega in any way, it’s just giant.

Oh, pulleeaze. The Octopus has suckers. Giant suckers. Mega suckers, actually.

In this battle, the only loser is humanity at large.

ssapes: This is so obviously a sham.Looking at the last frames you can clearly see empty seats on the airplane and a good two feet of leg room.There is just no way that this is real.It just throws the credibility of every other aspect of this film into question.

Wow, excellent catch from an obviously veteran air traveler. If they got that wrong, how much of the rest of this documentary can we trust?

Still, I expect a big decline in sea kayak sales will ravage the industry shortly.

Bet the shark wins…I mean, the octopus isn’t mega in any way, it’s just giant.

One winner. Mega shark.

I think I’ve had too much sugar…