Remember everything we said about diversity in our prior post? Well, scratch that.
We’re basically really, really concerned about Singlebarbed’s obvious addiction to Earth, Wind & Fire-esque fly patterns (and craft stores) – especially now that he’s threatening to manufacture charm bracelets.
Donations to the “Save Singlebarbed” Fund (the money I don’t spend on beer will be invested in kidnapping and deprogramming Singlebarbed) should be sent to:
Save Singlebarbed from His Disco Nightmare
1234 Shad Lane
Yourekidding, CA 66666
See you with sunglasses on, Tom Chandler.
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