West Virginia Slaw Dog Map?? (or, Have We Reached Civilization’s Zenith?)

by Tom Chandler on January 17, 2009 · 13 comments

At the Underground, we’re all about the slaw dog (perhaps the Southeast’s  greatest contribution to civilization), so when the Internet Funnymen at Moldy Chum sent us this, we knew what it represented: the Internet at its Absolute Best, or an Utter Waste of Time.

Fortunately, we embrace both here at the Underground. So Ladies and Gentlemen (and Undergrounders), we give you the West Virginia Slaw Dog mapping project:

The West Virginia Slaw Dog Map represents the zenith of civilization

The West Virginia Slaw Dog Map represents the zenith of civilization

From the Web site:

While the vast majority of West Virginians prefer hot dogs topped with coleslaw, it is not a standard topping at hot dog joints everywhere in West Virginia. The food culture of our state is diverse and influenced by many factors such as predominate ethnicities and a melding with cultures of surrounding states.This mapping project attempts to document this diversity.

All of the counties shaded in light green have been verified to have HDJs that include slaw as a topping on a hot dog with “everything”. Light beige indicate counties where HDJs usually offer slaw, but usually by request only. In dark beige counties you can usually get slaw, but some HDJs may not offer it. Orange indicates counties where slaw is almost never available in mainstream HDJs. Finally, in those counties shaded red, slaw is unheard of.

Those with knowledge of West Virginia’s (apparently extensive) slaw dog culture are even invited to contribute to the map – yet another stirring example of how the Internet furthers mankind’s knowledge of the universe.

See you at the hot dog stand, Tom Chandler.

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1 Alabama flygirl January 17, 2009 at 11:11 am

TC…
The next time you make your way to the South, you will need to try North Alabama’s version of the slaw dog. Most of the slaw in this area is a hot mustard/vinegar slaw that is quite delicious. Make the Elk River one of your stops and we will make our way up there with a cooler full of slaw dogs!!  (Quote)

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2 Greg Hall January 17, 2009 at 11:31 am

Finally the internet exhibits some socially redeeming value!

Man oh man, a WV or Alabama slaw dog would really make my weekend. Tom, you really need to collect some recipes the next time you get down that way. Forget the fishing and nice photos of the streams. We want real food!!!  (Quote)

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3 Fat Guy Alex January 17, 2009 at 2:46 pm

In Tucson, we have Sonoran Dogs: dog wrapped in bacon topped with grilled onions, pinto beans, diced tomato, diced green chilli, mustard and mayo.

Tell you what, I will overnight a couple up to in exchange for a some slaw dogs. Whaddya say?  (Quote)

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4 Smarter and Better Looking Brother January 17, 2009 at 10:25 pm

God I love the internet.  (Quote)

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5 Tom Chandler January 18, 2009 at 9:54 am

Alabama: You’re on!

Greg: We’ve conducted extensive testing on the Tennessee slaw dog right here on the Underground, and believe me, that’ll do in a pinch.

FG: My heart says “yes” but my cardiologist says “hell no!” Damn.  (Quote)

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6 Heddon17 January 18, 2009 at 9:30 am

That does not look appetizing. Guess I’m just not a hot dog fan. Now if you’re talking about those burritos at the Castella Deli that’s a different story. Love those things!!  (Quote)

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7 The Chile Doctor January 18, 2009 at 10:14 am

Is this Internet great, or what? Your tax bucks hard at work, somewhere. (Gotta be a research project or six involved at various universities; like the ones where they study why three-year-olds fall off of trikes.)

I’ve recently updated the Texas version, which includes bacon, some Sriracha sauce, and Baconnaise. Maybe it’s time for a Slaw Dawg Tossdown?

Oh, and Tom, you need a new cardiologist…  (Quote)

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8 David Roberts January 18, 2009 at 10:28 am

TC,
Next time you want to have a slaw dog get together at the TU Headquarters let me know and I will make a big batch of my no bean elk & buffalo chili to bring down.
David  (Quote)

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9 hdw January 18, 2009 at 8:36 pm

Slaw dog… cripes what an abomination. I see this as the direct result of generations of an ever descending gene pool. If you want a dog – and I mean pay to play here – it’s Chicago Style or don’t bother.

slaw dog ….

meh.  (Quote)

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10 Tom Chandler January 19, 2009 at 6:14 am

Heddon: You’re going to hell for that statement. Just saying.

Chile: I’m ready to tossdown a couple slaw dogs right now, and it’s 6:11 in the morning.

Roberts: I’m always up for some Large Mammal Stew.  (Quote)

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11 Chris January 20, 2009 at 6:43 am

Ha! I live in the yellow zone. Slaw is also added to pulled pork sandwiches. Hometown Hotdog is my Fav.  (Quote)

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12 Darren April 22, 2009 at 10:14 pm

OMG if you want to try an awesome dog…. Try this… a deep fried slaw dog… Deep fry the dogs untill your liking… wether it be a quick in and out or a major ripper… then add your favorite slaw… MMMMM good!  (Quote)

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