The Underground’s Short Casts for 2008-12-16

Washington trout poacher loses boat, gear as judge kicks butt – all told in Haiku by Fish Hack blogger (TU fav): http://tinyurl.com/6r9owt #
BLM opens 1 million acres of SW Alaska to mining, timbering, hopes nobody will notice (we did): http://www.adn.com/money/story/592844.html #
OMG Dept: “Western Montana will see wind chill values lowering into the 20 below to 30 below range and as low as 45 below zero” #
Crew ripping out old heating system today, so I’m not getting much done. #