Caption contest, and any variation of “So, is that a barracuda in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?” results in immediate disqualification.
Some kind of valuable prize awaits the winner.
The Post Where We Mix Bikinis, Fishnet Underwear (ark ark), and Fish
Previous post: The Underground’s Short Casts for 2008-09-25
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I finally found something to keep that damned Coppertone dog away.
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For some girls, wearing a rubber just isn’t enough.
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No really, I bought it this way. They’re all the rage in Cannes right now.
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“If it smells a little fishy down there, don’t worry, there’s a good explanation.”
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“Where do I get a creel like that?”
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Ooooh, barracuda!
(with apologies to Annie Lenox)
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Sweetie – here comes the warden – quick; put this somewhere, I’m over the limit.
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Mom…honestly, you need to clean the sushi before you eat it.
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Well, he told me to put in it in the rear livewelll…”
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“Darliiiiiiiiing….Were out of toilet paper again”
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“What happens in your crack….stays in your crack!”
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Sushi in, sushi out.
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Sarah was thrilled when one of the Led Zeppelin roadies invited her to a party back at the hotel. Her mama warned her not to go. If only she had listened.
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What a cool image! I love it!! Thumbs up!!
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I wonder whatever happened to that live goldfish I swallowed while in college?
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IMMEDIATE DISQUALIFICATION LIST:
kbarton (because he’s a brownliner, that’s why)
Don (Original artist was Heart, not Annie Lennox [disqualification subject to reversal as this is a potential winner])
Anyone making a human waste joke. Sorry.
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Note to self. When visiting with Tom do not thumb through stack of strange magazines under couch.
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But Officer, I froze my felt soles!!!
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kbarton: I suspect the true reason you were disqualified is because you drink bottled water.
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kbarton: OK, you’re back in.
Murdock: You’re out.
Yuhina: When will we see the watercolor?
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I’m always mixing up Heart and the Eurythmics. Heck, if it ain’t jazz I really don’t care.
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COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU:
Alien 7: Sigourney Weaver never saw it coming!
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JAWS 10 (da dunt)
The mercury level and plastic content of the oceans in 2075 have stunted the growth of great white sharks, worldwide, and turned them into horny little bastards.
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Here Wally, where is that damn wonderdog?
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I swear-everything I eat goes right to my ass!
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Why does my swimsuit smell like an old tackle box?
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Fish in the slot.
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“Put your left hand on this bible, raise your right hand and repeat after me. ‘I (state your name) promise to never eat fish again’.”
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Sarah Barracuda was here!!!!
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so that’s where my fish taco went…
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Must have been something she ate
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Well honey, you told me to just put it in my fanny pack……
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Have you ever wondered why some women smell like fish…?
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Just another ass-hooked whitey!
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The Trout Underground scoops latest U.S. social ill: baracudas on crack.
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DId I sit in something?
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Feeling not so fresh?
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this is why you always dump out your swimsuit before getting dressed when sleeping on the beach….
or…
some women get all the fish.
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Honey, does this outfit make my butt look big?
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