Wall Street’s investment banks are tumbling like so many obese dominos, Hurricane Ike’s treating the Texas coast like Singer Ike treated Tina, and we’re in the midst of an election where the only challenging media coverage has come via a handful of female talk show hosts.
Ladies and gentlemen, I’m officially declaring an Underground Emergency.

Am I the only one who thinks “Working” Media is like “Jumbo” Shrimp?
Sadly, I’m camped in a Denver hotel room instead of wading the Upper Sacramento, so I can’t do what an Underground Emergency requires: immediately take up station near my home water (fly rod in hand), and await further instructions.
Life, it seems, is often dark.
Of course, it’s even darker when you’re running on 1.5 hours of sleep and voluntarily subjected yourself to airline travel, so I didn’t exactly arrive at Denver’s Convention Center all bright-eyed and bushy tailed. More like gummy and cranky.

Whaaa, morning already?
Still, as the poets remind us, every long journey begins with a single beer step, so after I quickly skimmed the show and spoke to the handful of folks from the prior year who hadn’t blotted me from their memories (or their show calendars), everything quickly became clear:
I was in trouble.
I was having difficulty understanding even simple, declarative sentences. And my normally razor-sharp journalist’s mind – ever alert for spin and manipulation – found itself kittenishly amused by brightly colored objects and tinselly things (much like the Washington Press Corp).

I thought the “EggiJuaneKenobi” was cute (it’s a sign of the Apocalypse)
Still, I did pick up a few gossipy tidbits circulating around the show, and given the obvious attraction for gossip among the general populace, I’m beginning today’s report with a juicy tidbit:
A highly placed source at Orvis confided they sold 3.5x as many Helios rods as expected (true), and that they were changing the name of the company from “Orvis” to “Helios” (false).

That’s me, collecting Orvis gossip.
Rest assured I’ll keep my ears peeled for more because gossip sells.
The Show Stuff
In a nutshell, here’s my first impressions of the show.
- There are fewer people circulating than last year, though the booth count doesn’t look too bad
- There are more fly reels available than at any time before in the history of mankind
- Everyone’s scrambling to be “green.” Some really are, some really aren’t.
- Adventure fly fishing video is taking off; everyone has one, including the companies using them to promote their business
- FFR is less elaborate than last year (which doesn’t bother me much at all)
Time to Smash & Grab
I’ve got to run back to the show for an early meeting, so the specific product stuff will have to wait. Still, I have time to hand out yesterday’s Underground “Smash & Grab” award – an honor inflicted upon the product I’d most want to stuff in my pants and sneak out of the hall.

Planning my escape exit strategy for today’s Smash & Grab
Normally it’s gear, but I haven’t scouted the gear too closely yet, so I’m awarding it instead to the latest issue of Fly Rod & Reel magazine, which ran:
- Another great Ted Williams essay where he scopes out the Davis Lake project and drops the hammer on “environmentalists” who get in the way of repairing the environment
- Its Robert Traver writing contest award winners
- A Gierach piece on BWOs – a subject I thought he’d done to death, but managed to do well yet again
- A short, smart piece on the Teton Dam project Buster regular by Bruce Smithhammer
- Lots more stuff like the above
Today’s the Big Show Day. You gearhounds can expect to see more of what you love.
See you at the show, Tom Chandler.






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“See you at the show, Tom Chandler.”
Not me, pal. You go on ahead and have fun though.
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So…how many more banks are gonna fail? Think it’s time to do some serious fishin’.
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Smells: You have no sense of retail adventure. Clearly.
Jim: The bank question is bet put to the Wonderdog – the number of times he thumps his tail when we ask is the correct answer. Certainly, he couldn’t do any worse at guessing than this country’s elite corp of high-dollar analysts…
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Formal press accreditation?! You realise how much of a legend this makes you in the eyes of bloggers everywhere? You should hit the lecture circuit.
Enjoy the show. If you can find out when anything particularly new and shiny is due to be released in Europe as well as the States, I will be all ears.
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Jeffrey: All the bloggers have been granted “working media” status (ark ark) for the last couple years. Clearly they don’t read the Underground.
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I’m delighted to hear it. In more high-profile (ie full of themselves) sports, bloggers rank a notch above dog turds when it comes to press passes. Yet another reason why fishing should rejoice at its ability to fly under the radar.
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I thought a bank was something one stood on to scope out the water. Let them all fall down. No surprise Orvis sold more Helios. As I recall, they have been running them at 25% discount recently. Just like banks, you can make the numbers say anything. No “I like Ike” slogans around here though (just had to one-up the Ike and Tina thing).
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Shannon: Discounting the Helios? I’ve seen some wild deals on the Zero Gravity (formerly the top of the line), a lot of which were at $200 off.
Just got done talking to the Lamson/Waterworks folks, whose affordable Konic reel was one the Underground’s favorites at last year’s show.
It appears to have scored heavy for the little company, so I get it right once in a while…
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Hi Shannon… we ar enot running the Helios at a discount… you may be confusing them with the Zero Gravity promotion going on right now, as Tom mentioned…
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James: I generously offer to put this rumor to bed right now – simply send me a 9′ 7wt Zero Gravity bearing the sale price tag and the equivalent Helios, and I’ll
fish them, keep them, then say they got lost in the mailphotograph them and post the incontrovertible proof.As always, the giving never stops at the Underground.
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