Because I’ve been eking out my humble living selling vowels and consonants, I haven’t finished any of the half-dozen longer articles in the works for the Trout Underground.

Nor have I pounded the Underground’s favorite whipping boy good corporate neighbor Nestle lately, but – via This is Fly – I found the perfect means for doing so while still providing a high quality, marketing-related entertainment experience for the Undergrounders:

See you drinking “Mitch,” Tom Chandler.