Just the Thing You Need to Write New Lies About Your Fly Fishing Prowess

by Tom Chandler on August 29, 2008

Here at the All Things Bamboo Trout Underground fly fishing blog, we support mainstream, traditional fly fishing values - like making up flattering stories about your fly fishing prowess after you return home.

And we’ve found just the thing to do it with: The Bamboo Tornado 51:

At $40, it’s a hell of a lot cheaper than a bamboo fly rod (and doesn’t use those sticky ferrule thingees).

Plus, a bamboo fly rod only makes you cool in the eyes of other bamboo fly rod users.

This little baby will help you write the outright lies ever-so-slight fabrications that will elevate you to true Master of the Craft (if not Internet Fly Fishing Expert).

After all, a bamboo fly rod’s only useful if you can cast. If you can write (and who can’t), you can be the bestest fly fisherman ever.

See you making shit up writing, Tom Chandler.

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SMJ 08.29.08 at 11:38 am

I want to be the bestest fly fisherman ever. I’m going to buy one today!

Tom Chandler 08.29.08 at 12:35 pm

You are admirably ambitious.

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