Frankly, the following Most Significant Scientific Breakthrough So Far This Week helps explain a lot about the Undergrounders:

Science proves that bikinis turn men into boobs – Health- msnbc.com

You may have known this all along, but now it has been demonstrated scientifically: bikinis make men stupid.

This month’s issue of the Journal of Consumer Research features a paper titled “Bikinis Instigate Generalized Impatience in Intertemporal Choice,” which is a neuroeconomist’s (definition in a moment) way of saying that men don’t make good decisions while checking out pretty girls in bikinis.

Not to be rude or anything, but… duh! Men will swerve into a bikini-advertised carwash at the local gas station — despite the fact the car’s still damp from the washing they gave it fifteen minutes before.

Let’s face it; men are animals, and the sooner we admit it, the sooner we can stop attending sensitivity training and start getting back to being the drooling, largely incompetent circus beasts we know we all are.

Need more proof? Despite the fact that the Underground hasn’t received a single lucrative research contract (not that we’d give it back it if we did), we got you to read this whole post, and all we had to do was post a bikini photograph.

(Send lucrative research checks to: The Obvious Research Institute, One Duh Way.)

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