Frankly, the following Most Significant Scientific Breakthrough So Far This Week helps explain a lot about the Undergrounders:
Science proves that bikinis turn men into boobs - Health- msnbc.com
You may have known this all along, but now it has been demonstrated scientifically: bikinis make men stupid.
This month’s issue of the Journal of Consumer Research features a paper titled “Bikinis Instigate Generalized Impatience in Intertemporal Choice,” which is a neuroeconomist’s (definition in a moment) way of saying that men don’t make good decisions while checking out pretty girls in bikinis.
Not to be rude or anything, but… duh! Men will swerve into a bikini-advertised carwash at the local gas station — despite the fact the car’s still damp from the washing they gave it fifteen minutes before.
Let’s face it; men are animals, and the sooner we admit it, the sooner we can stop attending sensitivity training and start getting back to being the drooling, largely incompetent circus beasts we know we all are.
Need more proof? Despite the fact that the Underground hasn’t received a single lucrative research contract (not that we’d give it back it if we did), we got you to read this whole post, and all we had to do was post a bikini photograph.
(Send lucrative research checks to: The Obvious Research Institute, One Duh Way.)
See you making bad decisions, Tom Chandler.Technorati Tags: bikini, bikini models, intertemporal choice, bikinis make men stupid
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Uhhh, where’s the babe in the bikini? Or did the LTN “edit for content” on you?
CD
OK, so if I wear a bikini while fishing all the rest of the fellows won’t catch anything?
…keep in mind that if I cleared the parking lot that would be a good thing. Less anglers means more fish for me…
The Rose goes in front, Sweetums.
Check’s in the mail…
Mike
Apparantly, the Chile Doctor was rendered stupid while gazing at the photo with all the beer drinking young studs ogling the babe in the bikini. Did the study factor in the amount of beer the normal bikini watcher might have consumed? Or, is this another case of the big head/little head thing?
After kbarton’s comment, I suddenly regret this whole thread, perhaps even the entire Trout Underground concept.
Tom, sorry I put you onto this one. Or maybe not; if you take TU off the air, that’s more visitors for CU.
I can always block kbarton, if I have to. And it seems I’ll have to…
Oh, and KJ: I was hoping Tom would upload some more bikini-clad females to decorate his site. Seems he missed a Real Opportunity to lower the collective IQ of the industry.
CD
Chile, I was kinda hoping for that myself…
Kentuck: Guess what. You’re not gonna believe this. TC hacked into my computer and blocked the girlie pic!
Mean, huh?
Well, I fixed his little red wagon. I used somebody else’s computer, and the picture came through fine! Good thing I used his computer; that way he suffered the IQ reduction. I got away unscathed; my IQ is just as strong as ever!
CD
Chile: I’ve already done as much damage to my readers as I could (visit Bikini Wars: The Final Battle to see where the Underground assumes the Moral High Ground in the Battle Against Gratuitous Bikini Art)
I’ve always believed that men who fly fish for trout are strange…very strange. TC’s implication that he doesn’t want to hurt his readers any more holds no weight with me. I could go on, but you get the drift.
Hurting my readers?? Hah! I’m blinding them with science…