These days, you can’t swing a decaying dead-tree media property over your head without hitting a Web 2.0 entrepreneur scoring a multi-million dollar payday.
That’s why I wasn’t shocked when Singlebarbed pointed out the Trout Underground Fly Fishing Blog is worth a a cool $4.6 Million on the Fantasy Blog Stock Market.

Clearly, I’m worth every penny. Any offers from Well-Heeled Undergrounders?
Is the Fly Fishing Industry Going Down Like a Green Drake on Henry’s Fork?
I’m just going to sit by the phone and wait for some fly fishing media giant to call and make an offer, though my excitement’s tempered by the knowledge there are no fly fishing media giants.
In fact, a casual glance suggests the fly fishing industry is facing some significant “challenges” — and is therefore unlikely to pony up the millions I clearly deserve.
After all, the Underground’s Industry Gossip Collection Division has heard little birdies chirping about the name-brand rod manufacturer who just laid off a half-dozen rodmakers, and one can’t help but notice some of the special deals being cut by rod manufacturers on their normally sacrosanct top-end fly rods.
In some cases, the public’s been the benefactor, but in others, it’s guides and pro-deal folks who have enjoyed the fruits of top-end rods sold at less than 1/3 their retail value.
With the fly fishing world stuck in marketing reverse, and offshored goods creating price competition where sky-high margins used to reign, maybe I won’t wait by the phone after all.
As always, Undergrounders, we’re working hard so you know the things you frankly don’t need to know, and doing so in grand style.
See you at the stock market, Tom Chandler.
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I’ll give you a buck, Chandler. I’ll even make it Canadian, which is just about surpassing the US$ these days. Oh, and I want the dog too. He’s part of the TU package you know. Extra $5 if you throw in the L&T.
Megan(Quote)
I’ll up that offer, even matching the estimated value. You’ll carry the note, right? And I can begin making payments as a percentage of the profit, right? And you’ll keep writing, right?
Hell, I’ll even let you keep the dog and the wife – I’d never live up to their expectations anyway.
Smellslikefish(Quote)
Megan: Your offer would have to at least quadruple to make it interesting to me, and none of that foreign money.
Smells: See, you’re tricky; you make it sound attractive, but after I read your offer a half-dozen times, it sounds kinda like you’re hosing me.
Tom Chandler(Quote)
I bought 4300 shares of the Trout Underground this morning, I want Wally’s seat on the board – and keys to the Executive washroom.
Don’t make me go hostile on you..
kbarton10(Quote)
kbarton–
Uh, I’ve BEEN to the executive washroom, and it’s not so executive. But there is beer in a separate fridge nearby… for what it’s worth.
Megan(Quote)
My offer to purchase the TU is hereby rescinded. That’s largely because I just placed my first ever order through the Sierra Trading Post link on your site and now I’m broke. The good news for you is that your cut from that sale will likely be higher than what you would have earned if you’d accepted my offer.
And yeah, I got a bunch of cool stuff.
Smellslikefish(Quote)
Well, I looked it up, and each B$ is worth about 1% of a lira. That means this inflated value of B$ 4.6 Million is almost enough to buy one set of used dolphin lingerie. Or a mismatched pair of shoelaces. Take your pick.
CD
The Chile Doctor(Quote)