Win a Creek Company Pontoon Boat (If You Don’t, I Will)
By Tom Chandler on Apr 8, 2008 in Contest
It’s not as if I’m supremely confident or anything, but I figure I’m a lock to win a three-man Creek Company pontoon boat.
After all, my slacker overemployed readers are too lazy busy to go to the Creek Company Web site and register to win the thing, so the final drawing will simply be a contest between me and a few other layabouts.
Still, in case you’ve got a few minutes, the Creek Company is running an email list building exercise — which could generate a little upside for you (a $2K boat).
Win it, and hell, you could chuck your job and become a bitter, underpaid, unloved successful fly fishing guide. Winner!
While You’re At It
Don’t forget to enter in HMH’s drawing for a free Spartan fly tying vise and tube fly converter. It’s a killer vise and no, you’ll never, ever beat the price.
At the Underground, the insatiable greed well-being of our readers is foremost in our thoughts each and every day. Every day.
See you stuffing freebies down your pants, Tom Chandler.
Smellslikefish | Apr 8, 2008 | Reply
My God, man, stop posting for today already! We like the pitchers and all, but there’s too many words to read in one day. I mean, four posts… it’s not like your loyal readers don’t have to work and stuff.
Tom Chandler | Apr 8, 2008 | Reply
See what a little exercise and fiber will do for a man?
Now comment freely, you bastards — or I’ll be forced to post again…
roland | Apr 9, 2008 | Reply
This will be great for my next trip up the Klamath River.
hawgdaddy | Apr 9, 2008 | Reply
I would enter, but it won’t let me choose Alabama as the state. Lol. Us Alabamians always get the shaft.
hawgdaddy
Tom Chandler | Apr 9, 2008 | Reply
Maybe it’s under “Alabama” instead of “Alabammy.”
No need to thank me for the help.
hawgdaddy | Apr 9, 2008 | Reply
That’s it! Thankee! No matter how much shoolin’ us country boys gets, we just can’t never larn to spell. Why don’t they spell thangs like we say’em?
hawgdaddy
Insane | Apr 10, 2008 | Reply
May we should take this to a higher power…what about Nick Saban?