If it’s one thing the Underground’s all about, it’s our committment to delivering better than you puffs deserve lots of free stuff.

Kerplunk by McManusAfter I put an extremely valuable well, free copy of Patrick McManus’ Kerplunk! on the line, we spared no expense in our search for a cheap and easy unimpeachably fair method of determining a winner.

Once again, I ended up at Random.org — the free online random number generator which costs nothing uses atmospheric noise to generate truly random integers (a rarity in the computer world).

I carefully removed the duplicate posts, fired up Random.org, and picked the comment posted by Alert Underground Freeloader Reader Mad Dog.

[sfx: crowd going wild, confetti being thrown, Hooters Girls running on stage, ballons popping, yadda yadda...]

And that’s not all:

Final “Has the Recession/Gas Prices Affected Your Fishing Plans” Poll Numbers:

Yes – 77
No – 111

There you are. Free literature and quality public polling data. Clearly, it’s Pulitzer Year at the Underground, baby. A Pulitzer.

 

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