Comments on: Could This Be The Ultimate Care Package for Ailing Fly Fishers? (Can Slaw Dogs Really Cure Almost Anything?)

By: Dean Mullis

Dean Mullis — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 18:51:12 +0000

Peter has it right, you have to add a RC Cola. Glass bottle preferred with a pack of peanuts poured down the neck.
The chili sauce of choice around here is Texas Pete. Which has always been made in Winston-Salem, NC.
http://www.texaspete.com/product_chili.html

By: Peter Spirito

Peter Spirito — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 01:05:47 +0000

You need to add an RC Cola to go with the moon pies.

By: Mike W.

Mike W. — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 12:31:51 +0000

My wife and I had slaw dogs from THE Phillips 66 a couple of weeks ago. They were delicious, as usual. TC, you are one lucky bastard to have friends that care enough to send such gifts.

By: GG

GG — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 06:39:03 +0000

You know, y’all should lighten up round here…nothing like those MoonPies but not sure about that FINE Hot Dog Chili Sauce.

Yuck.

By: Tom Chandler

Tom Chandler — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 01:14:30 +0000

How about an angioplasty catheter?

By: Matthew

Matthew — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:31:31 +0000

I hope there are a couple of packs of Rolaids near the bottom of the box.

By: Larry Swearingen

Larry Swearingen — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:40:14 +0000

“See you at dinner, Tom Chandler”

I’d be happy to see you at dinner !
It’s that part about a few hours later
that I’ll skip.

{:>)

Larry Swearingen
Hoosier Daddy

By: SMJ

SMJ — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 20:42:42 +0000

Thanks for the sound advice. I’ll return the favor: keep that box away from the Wonderdog. Wouldn’t want him rolling in it.

By: Tom Chandler

Tom Chandler — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 20:26:18 +0000

kbarton: The last thing you want is for these babies to be absorbed by your lower colon. And SMJ, don't ask how I know that.

By: SMJ

SMJ — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 19:52:47 +0000

kbarton: I won’t ask how you know that, but it certainly makes perfect sense.

By: kbarton10

kbarton10 — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 19:02:00 +0000

I think TC read the letter upside down again, the Chili Sauce is for the Moonpies.

Chili Sauce is the only enzyme that breaks down the transfat laden plasticine chocolate biscuit, allowing absorption in the lower colon.

By: SMJ

SMJ — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 18:09:23 +0000

Cure ya or kill ya, I suppose. I won’t even speculate on the ingredients used to make the “Hot Dog Chili Sauce,” let alone how much they paid the FDA to look the other way.