The Trout Underground’s readers aren’t the only folks saddled blessed enough to sunbathe in the blinding light of my singular brilliance.

See, I also write a blog for copywriters (The Copywriter Underground, natch), which — for the second year in a row — has been picked as one of the Top 10 blogs for Writers.

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Yes, all the earth’s creatures bathe in the warming glow of my genius

Megalomania, my friends, is setting in.

I gloat. I preen. I strut about obnoxiously. And I have a new theory about global warming (yes, but wait for it…).

It’s me. Or rather, my brilliance. I shine so brightly, the planet is heating.

I’m sorry world. I simply can’t help it. 

In fact, I simply can’t help having yet another brilliant idea: why not put your by-comparison feeble minds to work figuring out how to best express your reverence for the light I shine on the world, then simply write that idea on a $20 bill and send it to me.

I will give it every consideration. As always, the floor is yours Undergrounders. Revere away…