Via the demented souls over at the GetOutdoors blog, we learn that those outdoor skills you quasi-mountain man types have been developing may finally get you hot babes.
Playboy TV is looking for a Male, skilled to professional Camper that can teach 4 Playboy Models the fundamentals of camping. Pitching tents, collecting firewood, tips for cooking in the wilderness etc., for our HIT show Hot Babes Doing Stuff Naked. NO NUDITY required for the male instructor, however, must be comfortable around nude models.
Damn! I’d be perfect for this job. Perfect! Except… I don’t think I’d be comfortable around nude Playboy Playmates. I just have this thing about bunnies.
Still, there’s nothing stopping the Underground faithful from applying (except for maybe that wedding ring). We conclude today’s camping porn public service message.
See you around the campfire, Tom Chandler.
I’m down, how do I sign up?
C3C Raine(Quote)
…(expletive deleted)..
Nice, you set us up knowing that the first splatter of hot bacon grease on some gal’s pert, upturned, …stuff… is going to get us bounced off the set by some burly guy named “Igor.”
Meanwhile the aging and decrepit Hefner sidles alongside to “kiss it and make it better.” Then airlifts the maimed beauty to some Swiss plastic surgeon for another sunlamp/airbrush treatment.
We’re left pounding rocks in San Quentin, as Lloyd’s of London had both of those taut, bronzed, …”things” insured for 2 mill.
How about “No Fuggin Way, Kemosabe!”
I fell for the last “TC does me a favor” article – wound up teaching fly tying to Colonel Gaylord’s Disciplinary Battalion.
kbarton10(Quote)
C3C: That’s the kind of “can do” attitude that will take you far. You’re a credit to the Air Force.
Kbart: I get you a summer job as a naked camp counselor, and you throw it back in my face? It’s time you practiced the Power of Positive Thought (though in this case, tThink Positive by yourself).
Tom Chandler(Quote)
What does the benefits package look like?
KW Morrow(Quote)
Must be able to pitch a tent????
I am pitching a tent right now just thinking about it.
mcfarland(Quote)
Mcfarland: you are basically automatically discharged. See, from being a faithful “girls next door” viewer (tv show on E! of Hef and his 3 girlfriends living in the mansion) they have a VERY STRICT rule against staff checking out the girls in ANY WAY.
Think you can handle being around hot naked girls all day and not just take at least a “peeek” at their hot maughty parts, C3C?
It is total profesionalism
PS: the girls next door shows the girls COMPLETELY nake except for a small blur covering their nipples and genitalia. Everything else is full nudity.
John Davidson(Quote)
We got the construction and cowboy hats, where’s the cop and the Indian?
I smell a rat.
kbarton10(Quote)