image At the Underground, we’re nothing if not concerned for the safety of you and your loved ones.

That’s why our heart soared when we saw this critical, potentially lifesaving inflatable bikini personal flotation device.

Just think of the lives that could be saved. We are.

Found via The Goat blog, this baby’s monster, uhh… flotation devices and inflatable booty offer the added benefit of making people want to rescue you (assuming you’re a woman).

While the Underground’s keenly aware that not everyone needs flotation of this magnitude, we applaud the designer for their vision.

Sadly, this exceptional product isn’t yet available for sale, but you can be damned sure we’ll file a high floating report when it is (assuming we notice).