It’s Safety First at the Underground: Presenting the Inflatable Bikini
By Tom Chandler on Nov 26, 2007 in Underground Entertainment
At the Underground, we’re nothing if not concerned for the safety of you and your loved ones.
That’s why our heart soared when we saw this critical, potentially lifesaving inflatable bikini personal flotation device.
Just think of the lives that could be saved. We are.
Found via The Goat blog, this baby’s monster, uhh… flotation devices and inflatable booty offer the added benefit of making people want to rescue you (assuming you’re a woman).
While the Underground’s keenly aware that not everyone needs flotation of this magnitude, we applaud the designer for their vision.
Sadly, this exceptional product isn’t yet available for sale, but you can be damned sure we’ll file a high floating report when it is (assuming we notice).
Megan | Nov 26, 2007 | Reply
How did I know you would jump at this one when it showed up on The Goat? You failed to mention the attention to detail on this lovely piece– like the fact that it’s clearly always cold when wearing the bikini…er, PFD. I’m holding my breath wishing that Kokatat will pick this up so I can sell it. (Please, oh please, oh pretty please!)
Your a sick bastard, Tom. And I say that in the most loving way possible. But just wait until you open a manila envelope from Duluth, MN.
The Chile Doctor | Nov 27, 2007 | Reply
Tom,
As always, you track down the biggest stories. And you don’t even have to inflate them yourself! Although I’ve no doubt you want to.
This PFD gives a whole new meaning to the British slang idiom “tits up,” As now that will involve saving a life. Just be careful whose life you save with this one…
The Chile Doctor
overmywaders | Nov 27, 2007 | Reply
Tom,
I believe some realism might prove more effective. I understand that in California that the gentlemen are so “ripped” and fit that women are now seeking men with a more “earthy and natural” shape. So, if you wish to be rescued by a bored female supermodel who wants a change from “the pretty boys”, here is your PFD — http://www.bernstrand.com/bernstrand_pictures/bernstrand_125.jpg
Reed
John | Nov 27, 2007 | Reply
Geeze, What does it look like when it’s INFLATED?