Fly fishing in Maine is pretty damned different from fly fishing here in the mountains of Northern California, but a “Top 5 Flies for Fall” article from Maine fascinates me anyway.
Sure, in this list from the Kennebec Journal, two of the top five flies are streamers (not very common out here, but maybe they should be). Still it’s fun reading. My favorite of the five flies? The Montreal Whore:
MONTREAL WHORE: Like the Wood Special, this is another bright attractor streamer fly that garners plenty of attention for its, um, color…. Holt continues and offers up the Montreal Whore. “When the local pastor comes in, he always asks for the Montreal ‘Concubine,’ ” Holt says, smiling. “But, like the name says, it’s flashy and full of action.
The Contest: Win Fabulous Prizes
My Top 5 Flies for Fall on the Upper Sacramento would be a less thrilling read: October Caddis dry and nymph, BWO parachute, BWO emerger, and… well, something else. Effective for sure, but they lack the ring of “Montreal Whore” or the “Peacock Bugmeister.”
That’s why I’ve decided to give the Dying October Caddis pattern I tie — the one I mentioned in a previous article (elk hair underbody) — a catchy, attention-grabbing name. That’s where you come in.
A survivor from last year. Elk underbody, hackle collar, splayed wing.
You come up with a catchy, can’t-be-forgotten name, place it in the comments section, and the winning writer (judged by the L&T Nancy and myself) receives my review copy of Mark D. Williams’ “So Many Fish, So Little Time” — a book whose writing I liked a lot, though I felt it tried to cover too much ground.
Win this Fabulous Prize.
I know exactly what you’re thinking: “Won’t I have to report a prize this valuable on my tax return?” Our answer? It’s not our problem (Expert Legal Opinion: it’s a long book, and should last through most of your prison sentence).
Contest rules? Immediate disqualification for Shasta Whore, or almost any variation thereof (this won’t stop a few of the regulars, but it had to be said).
Fire away, you literate bastards. See you at the judge’s table, Tom Chandler.
UPDATE: When I tie more of whatever this ends up being called, I’m using some of this stuff.
ANOTHER UPDATE: Singlebarbed tied a variant of the thing using his sparkly, Holloywood-style dubbing:
[tags]fly fishing, flies, maine, october caddis[/tags]
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How about Orange Blossom Special
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Death on a Shingle
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PS I’m not paying shipping.
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Last Entry: The Dingle Berry
Still not paying shipping.
Sincerely,
Steve (The Literate Bastard)
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The “First Freeze Flailer”
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Steve: No shipping, but there is the $17.95 handling fee…
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Candy’s Caddis
or
Orangatan
or
Fall’s Maiden
or
Fall’s Maple Maiden
Regards from Albany,NY,
Steve Altshuler
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Firehaus Sexxx
October porn
Orange butt floss
ps: you site visits just went through the roof! ;-)
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Attention Whore
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Shasta Strumpet
or
Chandler’s Cinammon Tart
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“Bill the Cat” or BTC for short.
Accthppt!
WT
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“Yeah man, the big orange caddis were out in force but if you didn’t have a #10 BTC you were out of the game.”
Huh?! Huhhhhh?!
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After I get all of the head cement out of the eye, it does resemble a well lipped Marlboro..
I’m thinking active, so “Turgid Nicotino” or “Tawny Turdlet”..that beast is as aerodynamic as a cupcake on kite string…
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Orange Tang
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Spookaboo
Shasta Slattern
Burnt Umber Trollop – B.U.T.
Ochre Choker
So Many Fish So Little Time = SMFSLT = SmufSlut
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Slaw Dog Special
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Smacks of a Ratty Looking Bushy Bugger to me.
Chris
p.s. I already have the book, so you can have that one for free.
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wtf, you guys are some twisted-ass old men! In any case here’s my shot:
“Bug of Paradise”
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How about Mr. Orange or Orange Crush.
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Hi Kid, How about Hot Pepper Fly? Or do you live too far north to know about this? Mom
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I thought you were taking the day off? How about Chandler’s Bunion Bug?
I have the book already though.
Lee
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I’ve just read the list, and mine’s a loser, and also probably going to get me in trouble with somebody, but I feel like I’m among friends:
Readhead Stepchild
Dave
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Well, after two trips to the ER this weekend this resembles what shot out of the end of my third member finally after three agonizing pain filled days. So in honor of that, how about the GKS? That stands for the golden kidney stone.
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How about Chandler’s October Mothra?
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Last Chance Caddis.
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Your problem is you dont do enough steelhead fishing. With the Trinity, Klamath, and rogue close by you have no excuse. Steelhead flies names ROCK.
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Hard to get around the succinct:October Caddis. Or, keeping with current trends: Tom’s October Caddis. I checked, and nobody,s patented the name yet. So: Patent the obvious name – and if anybody else wants to name a fly for this insect: they have to pay you, or resort to one of the more outlandish names.
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OK Tom, here goes:
Chandler’s Orange Caddylicious
Marmalade Mountain Mama
Dunsmuir Delight
The Scarlett O’Hara Way Bug (SOW BUG)
and
Tom’s (or Tommy’s) Little Orange Tickler
Best,
Bill
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Tom,
I almost forgot.
The Cointreau California
Can you hear the soundtrack?
Better,
Bill
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Candy Corn Caddis
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Now I’m starting to think that “Bill the Cat” has been taken. If there isn’t already a fly called the BTC then its a good name for this fly. If there is then I’m just a hack.
WT
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Chandler’s Chimera…heck, slaw dog was already taken
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Cantera’s Tanker
(it kills fish all down river)
David
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How about “The Scarecrow”?
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Just so you can be proprietary:
Tom’s Dingle Berry
Steve
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Hey, Tom,
With apologies to Reggie,
how about
MISTAH OCTOBER
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Tangerine Dream Catcher (TDC)
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Suddenly, I’m afraid of my own readership. Several of you are clearly cut out for serial killer-hood.
Still, you all may be crazy, but you’re the Underground’s crazies, which means you’re like family (only you don’t get to stay here when you visit).
I didn’t put a deadline on the contest, but I’ll probably pick a winner this weekend. Keep ‘em coming…
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pumpkin splash
flying gourd
the harvester
fall birdbug
Orange troutoverground
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Here’s the winner:
” Sloptober Caddis “
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I don’t know if I’m allowed to submit twice but I don’t care either:
The U.F.O. – Underground’s Flying Orange
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Hold it, hold it …stop the press I got…damn thing kept up all night, ok I confess the jalapeno burger with extra habenaro chilies at 10:30 helped in the lack of sleep department…but blaming you is much cooler.
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this damn computoer cuts me off just like my wife does.
How about “Chandler’s Chippy”.
He says it’s one of his favorites(favorite what) and he does spend a lot of time away from the house and desk where he is to be entertaining us.So it figures he’s Chipping on the side with something…where is that bottle of Patron?
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Caddis Cadaver
Or Chandler’s Caddis Cadaver
The Ailing Caddis (TAC)
Or invoking the Latin
Caddis terminatio
Caddis cadaverosus
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Ohh, Latin. Nice touch.
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OK. Forgive me. Here it comes — Decumsmumus
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WHOOPS — spelled it wrong-ok-Decumscumus
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Covering all the bases:
Egg Laying Decumscumus
or, the more discreet:
Adult Decumscumus
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I’m stealing a bit from Heddon 17, but “Slaw Caddis” sounds good.
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Fat Albert
Upper Sac Pimp Daddy
Jeeze, You’d think a guy who just turned 61 could be more dignified. Maybe it’s all the road food I had on my last fishing trip.
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