I’m an old school kind of writer. I’m into capital letters and punctuation the way people in personal ads are supposed to be into moonlight walks on the beach.

Still, I recognize good stuff when I read it, so even though reading the stream-of-consciousness, capitals-and-spell-check-optional Voluntary Beatdown blog sometimes makes my head hurt (the black background doesn’t help much), the ideas are worth the effort.

In a recent installment, they get all medieval on the Internet Experts you’ll find on some message boards. You know the type; the folks with a deeply informed opinion on pretty much everything, and yet when you meet them they can’t cast farther than their rod tip:

at one time or another, you’ve prolly been bored enough to read some fool fishing website (you’re here, fella…) and, in specific, the bulletin boards. we’ve all attempted to sit through the pain of these fishing forums/pits of dispair where people post a question or something, and then four hundred geriatric armchair internet jockey experts chime in with the latest rumors based on no fact and all heresay. i’ll admit to being guilty of reading that shit a few times, clinging to my beer and hoping sweet, sweet death would relieve me from the idiocy and flat-out half truths and really not believing some of the virgin shit these dudes and their misiformation like to spew. it was like watching a compound fracture happen

Compound fracture? Yeah, we’re down with that (see, we’re not without hipness here). Add Voluntary Beatdown to your RSS reader, and then forgive them their rantings about limp-wristed trout fishers.

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