Ian Rutter Wins Fishing Jones Short Story Contest
By Tom Chandler on Aug 30, 2007 in Underground Entertainment
The Fishing Jones blog ran a short story contest, where readers submitted six-word long stories.
The winner turned out to be none other than the Trout Underground’s Official Southeastern Guide to Pick On Ian Rutter, whose entry is less a work of fiction and more a reflection of daily guide life:
“I’ll tie the knot next time.”
Brilliant, and we’ll waste no time in pointing out that we taught Ian everything he knows about writing.*
(*We didn’t.)
UPDATE: Ian Rutter has weighed in with his acceptance speech. We quote:
“Perhaps I could have a reading at Barnes & Noble. Put on reading glasses, look over the top of the lenses while surveying the crowd with a surly look. ‘Ahem…. I’ll… (pause and look the crowd over again) tie the knot… (pause to let it sink it) next time.’ Then I’ll smile softly and nod while the crowd claps politely while shaking their heads and wiping the tears from their cheeks. I’ve GOT to get a publicist! Maybe then I could get on Oprah’s reading list.”
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Smellslikefish | Aug 30, 2007 | Reply
Seems Ian was pushing the boundaries of the six word limit with his use of a contraction…
That one was good, but I actually thought his other contribution “I can spook my own fish” was the best. Yeah, that one really spoke to me.
Tom, maybe you could interview Ian regarding the win. I’m sure inquiring minds would love to hear about his inspiration and of course which fly line he chooses for his winning prize and where he’ll fish the line first.
Tom Chandler | Aug 30, 2007 | Reply
Ian’s a dark, moody type, so it’s little surprise his entries so effectively transmitted the pathos of fly fishing.
I myself considered an entry speaking to the career potential of your average trout bum (”Do you want fries with that?”) but decided to focus on making at least one of my client deadlines instead…
Smellslikefish | Aug 31, 2007 | Reply
Ian’s acceptance speech is brilliant. I’d suggest having it alternate between B&N and Orvis shops - but only the big city Orvis shops, not the ones which cater to actual fisherman. Of course, along with the reading, the host shop needs to serve wine and cheese, with the emphasis on wine.
I was going to suggest perhaps the TU should host a similar writing contest - maybe up to seven words, just to prove the literacy level of TU readers is above that of the typical Jones reader.
Just a couple of seven word stories off the top of my head:
I will tie the knot next time.
I can spook my own fish well.
Tom Chandler | Aug 31, 2007 | Reply
Brilliant maneuver. We taunt Rutter and express the Underground’s superiority, all in one bold move.
My story? “Do you want fries with that sir?”
Pete | Sep 2, 2007 | Reply
My intensive market research suggests that the average Jones reader has three or more doctorates, reads at least five books a day, and does the Jumble in seven seconds. Plus I have confirmed proof of 37 Mensas who read the Jones. Roger D. Kornberg sent me a handwritten note of appreciation.
Tom Chandler | Sep 2, 2007 | Reply
Pete | Sep 4, 2007 | Reply
I, too, have an IQ in excess of 25, and Stephen Hawking once tied me a fly that caught pike across the space-time continuum. (He’s a coarse fisherman.) But I have no answer to the Bikini Wars…
Tom Chandler | Sep 4, 2007 | Reply
Oh yeah? I fished with Spock once, and he used the Vulcan Mind Meld to cure my tailing loop…