The Bikini Wars, PETA Style

by Tom Chandler on August 22, 2007 · 3 comments

Thanks to those investigative reporter types at the Fly Fishing in Yellowstone Blog, we’ve learned the depths to which PETA will go to make vegetarians out of all of us — they’ll torture young bikini models by forcing them to stand out in snowstorms:

Bikini & PETA
PETA Tortures bikini models? Clearly…

What can be done to Save The Tortured Bikini Models? We don’t know, but damnit, we’re going to research the hell out of this one. Perhaps we’ll start a foundation. Or form a coalition.

Whatever we do, we’ll share our progress with you in painstaking detail (we know that our friends at GoBlog will support us in this one).

Of course, there’s no need to thank us for trying make the world safe for bikini models. It’s just what we do.

[tags]bikini, peta, fly fishing in yellowstone, goblog, bikini model[/tags]

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1 KW Morrow August 22, 2007 at 2:03 pm

Poor, defenseless bikini models.

Donald Trump just made one a TV news anchor in my hometown of Tyler, Texas. And they’ve made a reality show out of it! Can you believe that? LOL

But seriously, seems to me Trump should get a humanitarian award for his work on behalf of bikini models. And shame on mean, evil PETA!  (Quote)

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