The Bikini Wars, PETA Style
By Tom Chandler on Aug 22, 2007 in Underground Entertainment
Thanks to those investigative reporter types at the Fly Fishing in Yellowstone Blog, we’ve learned the depths to which PETA will go to make vegetarians out of all of us — they’ll torture young bikini models by forcing them to stand out in snowstorms:
PETA Tortures bikini models? Clearly…
What can be done to Save The Tortured Bikini Models? We don’t know, but damnit, we’re going to research the hell out of this one. Perhaps we’ll start a foundation. Or form a coalition.
Whatever we do, we’ll share our progress with you in painstaking detail (we know that our friends at GoBlog will support us in this one).
Of course, there’s no need to thank us for trying make the world safe for bikini models. It’s just what we do.
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KW Morrow | Aug 22, 2007 | Reply
Poor, defenseless bikini models.
Donald Trump just made one a TV news anchor in my hometown of Tyler, Texas. And they’ve made a reality show out of it! Can you believe that? LOL
But seriously, seems to me Trump should get a humanitarian award for his work on behalf of bikini models. And shame on mean, evil PETA!