I’m not saying that any of you exactly owe me anything for the daily brilliance here, but if an Undergrounder had a spare $48.5 million lying around and wanted the Trout Underground broadcasting from a nifty new World Headquarters, there’s a 42,428 acre estate available in Central Oregon (near Prineville), complete with 35 miles of streams teeming with Brookies and rainbow trout.

It’s the Ochoco Ranch, and according to the press release:

Ochoco Ranch

“Featuring both easy access and outstanding privacy, Ochoco Ranch could serve as a private family retreat, a mountain conservation area, a relaxing guest ranch or center for year-round sports, or a combination of uses,” the news release stated.

The ranch is a sanctuary for Rocky Mountain elk, mule deer, pronghorn, grouse, quail and turkey, and the streams, creeks and rivers are home to rainbow and brook trout.”

Maybe I don’t need just one of you to throw down. Maybe four of you have a loose $12 million laying around. See how easy it gets? All I’m saying here is: Trout Underground World headquarters . I wouldn’t even demand the biggest house.

[tags]fishing, real estate[/tags]