The EPA issued an alert on Thursday, warning people to stay away from the water behind two of the lower four (disputed) dams on the Klamath River or they’ll grow a second head.

“Due to its potential health risks, federal, state, local, and tribal agencies are urging swimmers, boaters and recreational users to avoid contact with the blue-green algae now blooming in Iron Gate and Copco Reservoirs,” said Lisa Fasano, spokesperson for the EPA’s San Francisco office.

My favorite part of the health warning? This stretch that sounds like one of those side-effects disclaimers from a drug company ad:

“Recreational exposure to toxic blue-green algae can cause eye irritation, allergic skin rash, mouth ulcers, vomiting, diarrhea, and cold and flu-like symptoms. Liver failure and death have occurred in rare situations where large amounts of contaminated water were directly ingested,” Strauss stated.

All in favor of making the next PacifiCorp company picnic a swim party in the middle of Iron Gate Reservoir, please raise your hands…

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