Can Fly Fishing Be Saved? The Underground Has the Answer (and it’s Bikini Tournaments)
By Tom Chandler on Jul 1, 2007 in Underground Entertainment
Via the plugged-in-at-YouTube types at Moldy Chum comes news of a tournament format that — if adapted to fly fishing — clearly holds the salvation of our fair sport in its shaking, sweaty hands.
You see, while the rest of us are bemoaning the declining numbers of young anglers and hunters, a few “can-do” souls are out actually exploring new lows in bikini exploitation doing something about it.
Fly fishing doesn’t need tournaments where overweight guys in waders catch big trout. Fly fishing needs tournaments where young, good-looking guys catch big fish — while bikini models cheer them on!
I’m applying for the patent on this idea right now. And getting to work on next year’s tournament schedule:
- Bikini Bones Gone Wild! (Our spring break themed Florida tournament sponsored by Hooters)
- Bikini Redfish Gone Wild! (Our spring break themed Gulf Coast tournament sponsored by the New Orleans Tourist Board)
- Henry’s Fork Spring Break Bikini Bust! (Our spring break themed Henry’s Fork tournament sponsored by Nelson at Henry’s Fork Lodge)
- Baja Mega-Bikinis Busting Out All Over & Sailfish Tourney (Our spring break themed tourney in Baja Sponsored by Cuervo)
Clearly, I’ve tapped into the rich bikini vein — the one that defines what our nation’s twenty-somethings really want in a Quality Vacation Experience. It takes a man of great vision to single-handedly wrestle an entire industry back on course. I — it appears — am that man. See you at spring break, Tom Chandler.
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KW Morrow | Jul 1, 2007 | Reply
You forgot about the blockbuster Fly Girls Gone Wild naked, coed Nevada Bull Trout tournament and bike rally sponsored by Harley-Davidson, Hawaiian Tropic, and Vivid Videos.
KW Morrow | Jul 1, 2007 | Reply
Wow…that ought to be good for a traffic spike! LMAO
Mad Dog | Jul 1, 2007 | Reply
Hey TC,
My last marlin trip to the East Cape was filled with great fishing and the stark natural beauty that Baja is all about.
BUT, had I known that just a parsec away was the Bikini Fishing event of a lifetime…
Well, alas, I didn’t know.
md
Mad Dog | Jul 1, 2007 | Reply
p.s.
Just this minute got back from the Sac, stones are everywhere and the hogs are rising to the occasion…
Hope you’re on the water also
md
Tom Chandler | Jul 2, 2007 | Reply
Just got back from Stream X. There were even stones there…