Plagued by Singing, Wall-Mounted Fish? Recycle Them!
By Tom Chandler on Jun 13, 2007 in Underground Entertainment
In yet another service provided FREE OF CHARGE to the fishing world, the Underground has found a place where you can trade your wall-mounted singing fish for… lunch!
Yes, we stumbled on The Outdoor News Hound site, where you’ll find links to a Cajun restaurant that trades your Billy Bass (or whatever) for a free catfish basket.
As part of its funky interior decoration, Flying Fish Restaurants, located in Little Rock, Ark., Memphis, Tenn, and Dallas and Garland, Tex., have given hundreds of those loathsome largemouths a new home, much to the relief of grateful anglers (and their families) who have heard the contraptions sing “Take Me To The River,” a gazillion too many times.
No need to thank me, and if you don’t live within driving distance of a Flying Fish Restaurant, then it’s time to step up: what’s your plan for recycling the world’s oversupply of battery-powered singing fish?
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kbarton10 | Jun 13, 2007 | Reply
I put a couple ounces of left over head cement down my Billy Bass, now he does a fair rendition of “Hit Me Baby, One More Time” - by Brittany Spears.
Flush with that success, I am distilling a pint of battery acid from my old trolling motors, I am aiming for some Sinatra.
Tom Chandler | Jun 13, 2007 | Reply
I wonder if a “Wall of Singing Fish” wouldn’t solve this country’s illegal Canadian immigration problem once and for all.
I propose a wall along the US-Canadian border where the foreign side is plastered with recycled singing bass set to “proximity” mode.
Every time one of those Cannucks tries to sneak across the border to take advantage of our affordable healthcare system, the fish would “go off” — alerting The Proper Authorities and frightening away the Polite Invader.
kbarton10 | Jun 13, 2007 | Reply
Hitler’s undoing was a war on two fronts..
Focus TC, Focus. You cant piss off Donnie Beaver, the Nestle Corporation, and all them Canucks, all at the same time, Eh?
…when them jackbooted assault troops from Nestle start darkening your driveway, all of your erstwhile pals is gonna desert you … same as us blog denizens - I’m going to open my door eating a Nestle Crunchbar, then “drop dime” on you large.
The Pen IS mightier than the Sword, but only if both agile and mobile, bob and weave, babe - no frontal assaults.
Nestle has 260,000 employees, Canada 33,000,000 - it’s an exponential thing.
G Chandler | Jun 16, 2007 | Reply
For those of you that missed the singing fish, here are some links to some http://www.youtube.com videos…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WC6EbRQmJ0
Singing Fish Don’t worry be happy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VveIve2pRBk
Singing Fish - Bad to the bones
And probably Tom’s favorite…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oHqCRGvoJc
Big Mouth Pile of Crap
Tom Chandler | Jun 17, 2007 | Reply
They’re like bad dreams. They just won’t go away…