I’m plowing through work. If I get enough done, I fish this evening.

It’s really that simple. Which means I shouldn’t even be writing this, but damnit — some of it’s too interesting (and the Nestle smackdown is too sweet) to miss.

Water Wars in the West

I know you’re shocked. Fighting over water in the West? How quaint. At least we’re past the days when people took up arms against each other, right?

Well, almost. This from New West:

The water dispute between Wyoming and Montana regarding flows in the Powder and Tongue Rivers is so contentious, one Montana official said it is almost enough to start a war, to which the Billings Gazette responded with a story lead that provides a visual of a gunned stand-off at the border. But does this scenario over-dramatize the situation?

Turns out the two states negotiated a compact 50 years ago over water in two basins, but left out one little detail — like how much water each state gets. Today, Montana is suing.

And now with highly efficient irrigation systems that return less than 10 percent of the water used to the rivers and 23,000 coalbed methane wells that discharge millions of gallons of groundwater that isn’t always fit for irrigation, but still has to go somewhere, the compact is out of date.

The Billings Gazette took an even more alarmist tone in their opening paragraph:

If Montana and Wyoming were independent nations, troops would be lined up at the border waiting for an order to fire.

There’s nothing like good neighbors, eh?

Nestle (gasp) Lies on TV

A recent MSNBC broadcast (“Showdown in McCloud”) found us all in familiar territory — at least if you watch network news more than once a year.

In short, the network went for the drama and wholly ignored nuance (and reality). The Mt. Shasta Herald ran a story suggesting both sides weren’t happy with the outcome, but we’re going out on a limb here and awarding the Underground’s “Smackdown of the Day” to CalTrout’s Curtis Knight.

Curtis is smart, he works hard, and he’s one of the good guys in a landscape which often seems a little bereft of them. Nestle’s operative Dave Palais tried to suggest Nestle wouldn’t pump groundwater because they didn’t have a permit.

To which, Curtis Knight replied:

Knight objected to Palais saying Nestle doesn’t have a permit to pump groundwater.

“California doesn’t require a permit to pump groundwater,” Knight said. “The contract with Nestle allows them to drill groundwater wells anywhere in the district boundary.”

I know. You’re gasping in shock and horror at the thought that the cloven hooved deceivers Nestle may have tried to mislead people just a teensy bit over the whole “drilling wells in your backyard” issue. Clumsy them.

It’s one example in a very, very long list of them. It’s also another reason to support CalTrout, who are fighting the good fight here on many fronts.

See you on the river, Tom Chandler.

[tags]nestle, mccloud, montana, wyoming, water wars[/tags]