Sure, you may not be able to tell a brookie from a brown, but at least you didn’t pay $1200 for a poodle, only to discover you’d bought a lamb.

This from Spluch: Dog owners ‘fleeced’ in poodle scam

Thousands of people have been ‘fleeced’ into buying neatly coiffured lambs they thought were poodles.

Entire flocks of lambs were shipped over from the UK and Australia to Japan by an Internet company and marketed as the latest ‘must have’ accessory.

But the scam was only spotted after a leading Japanese actress said her ‘poodle’ didn’t bark and refused to eat dog food.

We’re going to hammer the Mainstream Media with wall-to-wall coverage of… (wait for it)… PoodleGate! (You can’t manufacture a big scandal without a catchy title)

Thank god for the rest of the planet; otherwise we’d have to make this stuff up.

[tags]poodle, lamb, poodlegate[/tags]